Killdo

Killdo

A non-sexual object (i.e. a carrot) women use for masturbation that causes the death of a woman by means of foreign substances entering the respiratory or circulatory systems through a tear in the vaginal walls from the use of said object.

Note: Whoever wrote "A queef will force said object out of the clitoris and, thus, negate its title as a killdo." Is DEAD WRONG and if HE thinks that ANYTHING comes out of a clitoris he NEEDS A CLASS IN FEMALE ANATOMY BEFORE HE'S ALLOWED TO EVER TOUCH ANOTHER VAG IN HIS LIFETIME ( though in doubt he's ever inspected one to date).

Dude, did you see "1000 Ways to Die" last night? Some chick died from masturbating with a carrot. They called it a killdo.

Dude, did you see "1000 Ways to Die" last night? Some chick died from masturbating with a carrot. They called it a killdo.

by MsMagoo November 10, 2019

Kill Doll

1) A ride or die chick

2) A queen who will protect her king

3) A female assassin

4) A Firearm

5) A Bullet

Mobster: So what should we do about the guys on the other side of town? They can't be touched.

Boss: Send a few Kill Dolls their way and see what happens.

Mobster: Sure thing, boss.

by The 6ixthwall March 4, 2021

kill yo dick

shoot yo dick with a gun

josh- "kill yo dick"

tony- *shoots dick with a gun*

by SmallJo March 29, 2021

kill/evan

one of the greatest ppl i know :) i love him so very much and hope everything goes well for him in the future oh yeah and he is the best geometry dash player i know >:D one of my favourite person ever mwa mwa mwa

me: wanna know who my fav person is

random person: sure

me: kill/evan he is the coolest around :)

by Pissbaby<3 October 19, 2021

Kill Gates

Murderous alter-ego of a well-known tech mogul.

Kill Gates won't stop killing until The Final Solution is realized.

by SukyfykuS November 23, 2021

kill the sound man

Something you say when you're watching a horribly-mixed movie or YouTube video, where the music and/or ambient noises are so loud & oppressive that they drown out any semblance of dialogue. Frequently results in frustration, rewinding, missing the plot, and divorce.

***Interstellar, any scene***

Background: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 11* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Movie: dae fu---n t----ract! where is the time hole?! *inaudiable dialogue, woman screaming into a helmet*

Background music: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 11* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Movie: On my m---, 3, 2, 1! ---- ------ -------- -- ----- cost us -- -ears! --- - ----- slick! *toaster gets sent into the sun*

Background music: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 13* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife: What the fuck is going on?

Me: Kill the sound man

by benitzamane December 28, 2021

GoldenEye Kill

When one is playing a competitive video game and two people kill each other at the same time. The term orginates from the video game GoldenEye 007 for the Wii where it was common for that type of kill to happen, with both players killing each other.

Ah man me and xXSniperXx just killed each other at the same time, it was a GoldenEye kill!

by Not WindowsApples January 11, 2015