11h of july

Louis Tomlinson independence day

person1: hey, are you gonna come over to celebrate 11h of july?
person2: whats on 11h of july?
person1: Louis Tomlinson independence day!! It is the day that Louis left Syco and sent Simon to shit!!

by mwjora July 12, 2020

July 3

National eat a pineapple day. Don’t get spiked.

Guy: Why are you eating so many pineapples?
Girl: because it’s July 3rd!!!
Guy: What’s on July 3rd
Girl: National eat a pineapple day!

by Moo mooie July 1, 2021

July 21

National suck titties day

Hey it’s July 21
Time to suck some tits

by Billy boob July 18, 2022

july 17

July 17th is celebrate the gulag day!

“Shit! Tomorrow is july 17th, we have to decide which businessman we’re gonna kill...”

by oooooolivia October 16, 2019

FFFFFFFourth of July

A reference to crude sexual behavior with women:

Find them, French them, Feel them, Finger them, F*ck them, Forget them - Fourth of July

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--Brett Kavanaugh

by Erca83 September 26, 2018

July 6

The day we lost a legend @thecameronboyce

Damn, it feels like July 6th

by Tech_Support July 7, 2019

July 27th

The day the most fashionable person is born! They are gorgeous and extremely talented. Sometimes a bitch. Always the most popular and gets on with men and women. Funny and talkative

She’s perfect omg she was born on July 27th that’s why

by marinaferrer December 9, 2019