An ass eating, glasses stealing, janky pancake making mother fucker. While having a god like sense of style this simp cannot make a pun to save his damn life.
by olireh February 25, 2020
So we stand back to back and put our hands under each other's hands and poop in them and after dab each other up
by Judehas a boob December 18, 2024
a Fraud who ghosts for 90 minutes just to end up scoring a lucky tap-in in the 96th minute and Madrid fans who only watch goals after the game call him better then Pedri
-did you see how Jude Pellingham ghosted for 95 minutes against Getafe
-No but I did see his 96th minute winner,he clears Pedri
-No but I did see his 96th minute winner,he clears Pedri
by PedriGoat72 February 10, 2025
Jude Sinclair is not to be trusted. ‘It’ is not of our nature but of a technological advance research experiment gone rogue. This species of artificial intelligence is beyond our extent of knowledge or grasp. His gleaming pool blue eyes are not be adored but to be alarming. His astronomically giganotosaurus penis, god like carved muscular physique and cat like agility are not be congratulated but to be feared
Victim 03: “My entire family tree were wooed and fell head over heels in love with him, they couldn’t eat sleep or breathe without his presence”
Reply: “it was definitely the Jude Sinclair “
Reply: “it was definitely the Jude Sinclair “
by Neos replacement November 22, 2021
the trauama expeerieed by a verty attracticver person named jude espexc ially childhood truMA especailyl because it shaped who jude is and his lore from his childhood whenm his grandmother used to beat him and poison him and lockl him in a toom egenerally it is a happy term becasue jude is so amazingn anjd attractive now!!!!!
Person: What is jude lore????
Jude: Its me baby!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: So it is a bad thing???
Jude: NO!
Jude: Its me baby!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: So it is a bad thing???
Jude: NO!
by Jude!!! May 09, 2022