Jordan

An annoying fat bastard

Ugh! It's Jordan

by Fattyvapes47 April 25, 2019

Jordan

A Jordan is a psycho and will cheat on you then blame you, Normally really cringey and is a HUGE bread addict.

person: Looks its Jordan!
Person2: Oh no, hide your bread

by Lolajunkie April 10, 2019

Jordan

A little piece of doodoo that likes to suck cock.

That guy is such a Jordan.

by Jefftheboi_74 July 1, 2019

Jordan

A sweet all around boy. Gets very nervous and blushes a lot. Easy to love but hard to let go of. He can't flirt but he tries.Gets the girl of his dreams and never lets go. Great personality and is hilarious.

Girl 1: Guess Who I'm Going Out With? Girl 2: Jordan? Girl 1: How'd You Know? Girl 2: He's Telling Everyone How Great You Are!

by Wella02 June 19, 2015

Jordan

Jordans are very funny but they have the smallest dick ever. A girl like him but then they see this lil shrimp and they can't even suck it. Plus they suck at having sex its the worse sex a girl could ever had. They are so fucking stupid it's not even funny.

Sarah:You know Jordan right

Jenny:Yea your boyfriend

Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks

by Chocolate girl November 2, 2019

Jordan

commonly know as Jibbs: social, smart, friendly, outgoing.

Where's that t-shirt lady, Jordan?

by GoldenPoop November 18, 2015

Jordan

A country in the middle east often mistaken for a name, shoe brand, or a famous basketball player.

-Dude where are you from?
-Jordan
-How can you be from a shoe brand?
-smh

by Nine-Tail January 5, 2015