Jonah

A person know by the areas of Fort worth and Tarrant county as the worlds largest fuck up as a tuba player. The motto of the current Crowley band tuba section of 2012 is no one wants to be a jonah and the term is already spread to tubas all over the state of Texas making the phrase "no one wants to be a jonah" popular.

Person: Why is that guy still in this band he does nothing and all he does is read and screw things up.

Person 2: Hes a Jonah hes hopless. He has passed the point of no return

by Sheabutter ass December 17, 2012

Jonah

Fucking shithead.

He's such a Jonah

by Conner Bartlett March 5, 2017

Jonah

A guy that is a rather “odd ball” he never misses a chance to jerk off to a 12 year old girls hair. He loves a good fuck to the orange. A Jonah is very rare (which is a good thing) and jerks off with his friends
He is always messing with girls and making them self conciense about their hair. A Jonah is very hard to find and is about 1 in 7,000,000,000

Jonah: whoa you’re hair looks so fucking hot

12 year old girl: Jonah this is getting out of hand
Jonah: let’s find a girl and have a threesome
Cameron: can I join?

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Girl: do you know Jonah?
Guy: JONAH? he’s an “odd ball”
Girl: did you know he fucks oranges?
Guy: I’m not surprised

by Mary Holland March 19, 2018

Jonah

He sucks

Jonah sucks

by oh.-.- August 29, 2019

Jonah

Super cool guy who loves to have fun. He is sweet to everyone until they cross him. He has a small penis

Girl 1: woah whose that guy over there, he's so cool
Girl 2: I don't know, he must be a Jonah

by dylan.schwartz January 8, 2017

jonhatan

A cute, funny, and sometimes mean boy. They normally like cats, and are masochists.

"Wow! Jonhatan got hit in the face! It looks like he liked it... What a masochist.."

by TrinKitty July 4, 2016

Jonah Complex

The occurrence of someone being overly confident as a romantic interest of others while in a relationship, yet unnecessarily self-conscious and nervous when single.

"He totally thought he could get that girl when he was dating her best friend, but now that they're broken up he's got serious Jonah Complex."

by Tim Renaissance November 18, 2009