Bullshit Police

A fictional police force for those who bullshit.

George: "I'm totally gonna fail this exam"
Peter: "Someone call 911 and call in the Bullshit Police"

by bspigs November 03, 2013

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Chip police

The chip police is looking for Julia Macias Mocos and and she sleeps on the grass. It’s been four years and they haven’t found her yet. She steals people’s chips.

The chip police is hunting julia mocos down

by julia mocos March 14, 2021

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queese police

Anyone who walks around checking out women, like a policemen patrolling an area

John:Dude, did you see all those fine women?!

Caleb:Sure did! Dude you know I'm patrolling, after all I am a queese police!

by i am nothing May 06, 2011

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geek police

someone who arrests geeks, your a nerd a dork and a wimp. If you claim to be part of the geek police, you are a geek.

Aaron: stop being a geek bro, the geek police will come for you
Wilbur: I'm so sorry chief

Millie: you fucking little nerd Aaron

by pukkapies4life November 23, 2022

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beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 24, 2021

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