School police

The police that rides down the halls in a Segway and acts like a cheerleader. If there’s a school shooting this guy ain’t gonna do crap.

The school police officer looking stupid AF

by Dum/Dum September 12, 2021

Listen to the police

Look. I know there are crooked cops out there. There is always going to be bad cops out there, as there is with anything. I'm not denying African Americans are being shot, sometimes for no reason. As with anything, there is always going to be a bad thing to a good thing, that's just how it is and will always be. With that being said, you need to listen to the police. A large problem with society today and why a large majority of African Americans are being shot is because they are not listening to the police. The job of police is to protect and serve. If an officer tells you to do something, you do it. Doesn't matter the reason, you do as your told. Don't argue or disagree with them about doing nothing wrong because that will only cause for trouble. If it turns out they're in the wrong, sue them later. It bad enough they are provoked, don't add gas to the flame by doing something that causes them to react in a way where someone ends up injured or even dead. Just listen to the police for god sake!

Officer: Sir back up!

Person: Ok officer.

Officer: Put your hands behind your back please.

Person: Right away officer.

*In the off chance of this happening*
Officer: Sir you can't protest here.

Person: Why not?

Officer: Private Property. (even though its public)

Person: Ok Officer I'll leave (sue them later if you want)

Person: I'm glad I listen to the police instead of acting like a child arguing.

by thehappycaucasian September 16, 2020

ham police

Silly bitches on Facebook with unsolicited opinions of your canine's special treats

"Don't put up a picture of your dog with a ham bone on Facey- it will summon the ham police!"

by saynotohampolicing January 28, 2014

Word Police

A person compelled to correct written or verbal word usage for political correctness

Hey man, she said you can't use that term because it "offensive".

"Scoffed again by the word police"

by pie r squared October 16, 2020

Edge Police

An Internet police that will arrest you for being edgy. Careful when you make something edgy.

Person 1: I make an epic edgy meme.
Person 2: Careful there, pal. The Edge Police will give you a ticket.
P1: IDGAF.
P2: Don't say I warned you after you're caught.

by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021

queese police

Anyone who walks around checking out women, like a policemen patrolling an area

John:Dude, did you see all those fine women?!

Caleb:Sure did! Dude you know I'm patrolling, after all I am a queese police!

by i am nothing May 31, 2011

crayon police

A person/persons who are under the age of 16 and who are yet to shave who has the authority in a chat room visited by adults to kick boot and delete profiles

crayon police,nob jockey, acne, plank

by lifes-a-beach2 February 22, 2009