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iPod Envy

The feeling which explains why everyone on this site bitches about iPods and iPod users. Also a trendy way to appear untrendy.
Girl: iPods suck!
Boy: Shut the fuck up. You have iPod Envy
Girl: okay
by spacedog January 8, 2006
mugGet the iPod Envymug.

ipod touch

a common type of currency among delinquints, potheads, and thieves, always stolen and sold within hours
"i have 3 ipod touches, about two hundred dollars"
by theydontlikeyou April 25, 2010
mugGet the ipod touchmug.

ipod nano

The newest, smallest, and sleekest of Apples line of iPods. Thinner than a pencil, still has a full color display and is available in 2 or 4 GB models. Is available in both black and white.
The key is that is uses a flash memory drive instead of a hard drive, for increased battery life.
For only $200, it renders pretty much all other music players obsolete.
"Wow, the new ipod nano i just got is amazing... i wonder what apple will come out with next."

"I just threw away my dell jukebox to get an ipod nano, and wow it is so much better...."
by Rush8192 September 26, 2005
mugGet the ipod nanomug.

Stinky iPod

Massaging the anus in a circular motion with the thumb, not unlike using an iPod touchpad/wheel.
"I thought he was shy until he gave me the ol stinky iPod. It was great."
by nothalo August 28, 2005
mugGet the Stinky iPodmug.

messy ipod

1)An ipod whose artists or songs are mispelt

2)Whose song titles also have the artist name on it

3)Whose genres are mixed up

4)Who have the same song or artist twice or more times

ETC.
Boy 1: dude...you have three "The Ramones" and 5 "50 cents" wtf
Boy 2: shut up, ill fix it later
Boy 1: this is an effing messy ipod
by iliii July 28, 2007
mugGet the messy ipodmug.

ipod tease

One who continuously plays and changes songs every 45 seconds on the ipod conncected to the speakers so everyone hears the change.
Why did we give him ipod control? He's such an ipod tease
by KillaFish68 January 3, 2010
mugGet the ipod teasemug.

ipod dip

The process whereby one asks the ipod an emotionally pressing question and the ipod retorts with a song revealing answers to the said question.
Britney wanted to know why her boyfriend dumped her so she ipod dipped and the song "fuck the pain away" came on
by TinnedPeaches March 8, 2009
mugGet the ipod dipmug.

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