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quasi-intellectualism

Intellectuals that are based off of many tacit and explicit content that results to the affirmation that is based of pure quasi-invention and quasi-inference.

According to many in the area of intelligent people, such as John James, Elon Musk, and also many world leaders agree that:
quasi = I invented it frls.
My mom has quasi-intellectualism because she saw a TikTok about the destruction of the world, and said that it was going to be bad.
by alrlilbro2024 May 6, 2025
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intellectual honesty

whatever it is, you aren't finding it here.
"Tonight in the news! Local gay man trapped in storm gets struck by lightning! What is God trying to tell us?
And later, our undercover reporters in the Middle East give us more details on the repressive, fundamentalist regimes and why we need to stop them!"
- Men in Hats, an aggressively mediocre early 2000s webcomic that at least had some good points on intellectual honesty
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INTELLECTUAL WEBSTER

An Intellectual Webster is a mental midget. It is a combination of the word Intellectual and Webster, taken from the 1980s comedy show Webster, starring Emmanuel Lewis. Lewis is a well known celebrity midget. Someone who makes statements that are factually incorrect, while purporting them as fact. Someone one who lacks the cerebral cognitive ability to formulate a sentence. Mispronunciation, misspelling of words, or an individual who only speaks using words with no more than one syllable because anything over that, would immediately cause sensory overload and a breakdown of any remaining brain cells left. These are just some of the hallmarks of being an Intellectual Webster.
Joe: I just had a conversation with a mental midget. She mispronounced every word, spoke only using words that had only one syllable, and couldn’t make one factual statement. She just regurgitated the usual cliched and erroneous talking points of her party. I had to walk away for my own mental well being. A real Intellectual Webster.

John: It’s best to avoid those types at all costs.
by Poe Edgar May 19, 2025
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Intellectual Masochist

Intellectual masochist: is someone who seeks out mentally painful or exhausting scenarios - complex problems with no good solutions, philosophical paradoxes, depressing truths, cognitive dissonance - and engages with them voluntarily and even finds some satisfaction in the struggle itself. Like, most people avoid thinking about "will the AI revolution lead to my genocide faster or slower" because it's fucking depressing and paralyzing.

An intellectual masochist goes "hmm, let me really dig into this, map out all the scenarios, test the AI systems, have the hard conversations" - not because it feels good, but because wrestling with hard truths is preferable to comfortable ignorance.
Sentence: As an intellectual masochist, she found herself compulsively drawn to the bleakest climate change models, preferring the grim satisfaction of understanding the full scope of the catastrophe to the uneasy comfort of willful ignorance.
by Evaler8 October 3, 2025
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Intellectual Rapist

Intellectual Rapist is a type of gossiper who enjoys meddling in business and affairs of other people for the sake of their own mild curiosity. For example, people who gossip about marriages of others and about drama and the ones who want to seek "the truth" even if it hurts others are intellectual rapists.

In umineko visual novel, intellectual rapists are the "goats" characters who symbolize the curiosity of the people from the Internet and the Future about Rokkejima mystery and their desire to forge "theories" about what happened at the expense of the dignity of the deceased.
Goat 1: Battler Culprit Theory... Battler is the culprit.
Angie: Leave my family, you intellectual rapist goat!
by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t October 21, 2025
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intellectual counterpuncher

There are many themes to unpack embedded deep within the latent information of this burgeoning philosophy. We must question, what are we....intellectual counterpunchers.
Intellectual Counterpuncher - So how would you describe your own approach to the process of dialectically dissecting a another sentient lifeforms point of view?
by Intellectual Counterpuncher February 14, 2024
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