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Barber Shopping

(Verb) The act of jerking off between two mirrors so as to have an infinite number of reflections of yourself to watch. Done only by the most narcissistic and self-absorbed of {assholes.
Donald Trump is known to do a bit of barber shopping while thinking of his daughter Ivanka.
by That one guy...you know? June 7, 2020
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Kebab shop

A shop where you buy kebabs
I just bought a donor kebab from the kebab shop. Raise the roof.
by Dozza13 April 29, 2014
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Shop block

(v) Preventing someone from shopping.

(n) The person who prevents someone from shopping, or the act of preventing someone from shopping
I was supposed to go shopping with her, but she didn't show up until after the store closed. It was such a shop block.

I wanted to buy a scarf that she hated so she totally shop blocked me.
by Architect of Destruction November 23, 2010
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shit-shopping

"He's not really mad about what you did, he's just shit-shopping".
by Dayle Ann February 4, 2009
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Shopping Anxiety

The rush a shopper gets when overwhelmed by a large amount of ideal clothing. This can be triggered by being in a shopping center, passing a window or browsing apparel online. Symptoms may include uneven breathing, racing of the heart, shaking of the body, moist palms and/or dizziness.
Girl: "Oh my gosh. Look at this super cute top...and this pair of hot shorts...NO WAIT, these heels are to DIE for! Whew, I think I need to sit dow-oh my gosh. Swim wear is half off!"
Friend: "Shopping anxiety much?"
by KaleighRene June 15, 2011
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shopping at Ralph's

to vomit or regurgitate, referencing the Southern California grocery chain.
"I really overdid it at that bachelor party yesterday. I spent most of the night shopping at Ralph's."
by F. Dude July 6, 2009
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Smoke shop

A bar or club rammed with smokeshow. The best place in the neighbourhood to see ridiculously hot women.
“Nick, that place is a total smoke shop. They’re never gonna get let your old ass in there unless you drop a grand”
by Buakk November 20, 2019
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