Handle-Ears

Handle-Ears are ears that are so big you could hold on to them for stability whilst completing tasks such as receiving a boost over a fence, or riding during sex.

This is caused by an anomaly during conceiving the child.
I couldn't gain stability whilst I was riding Kyle, so I just held on to his Handle-Ears instead!
by Half-Nut May 07, 2020
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bum ear

An ear that Alex Tilley has, it's the kind if ear with a bum at the bottom of the ear lobe, like a bum chin but just on the ear
Alex Tilleys bum ear chin
by King bs November 11, 2013
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Perverted ears

When you hear things wrong, but as sexual terms
I have the most perverted ears, I heard "cubic as "pubic"
by Murphy Lawson November 01, 2009
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Ear rape

The warning call of meme makers when thier predator pewdiepie tries to attack
by Goats ‘n Goats October 04, 2018
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Ear Rape

A sound so loud and/or annoying that it penetrates your ear drums.
It may either be resolved or useless with hearing protection.
Commonly experienced by concert and party goers and spacegeeks.
Ben: I can't believe my sister went with her friends to see Taylor Shit on tour.
Gregory: I know, right?
Ben: I can't imagine how she felt.
Gregory: She said it was ear rape.
Ben Oh my god.
by gregben June 08, 2023
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dough ears

dough ears is a frase commonly used to describe someone who seems to be a nice person, but he's actually a twat.

He uses a technique where he says gay and annoying things and then is really nice.

oh yeah, his ears are pretty dough
dough ears: oh hey nearnshaw, how are you ?

nearnshaw: yeah i'm great thanks, you ?

dough ears: great you fucking twat, go die in a hole, I'm just joking I love you, not really you faggot. oh I really like your shirt by the way.
by almostginger July 15, 2011
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crusty ear

Someone cumming on your ear and you let it dry out
He came on my ear and I let it dry. Now I have a crusty ear
by A Southall April 07, 2018
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