full boat

"Full boat" means something is completed, or can not contain anything more.

If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.

If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.

In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."

From the TV show Barry, when an acting class is cancelled because of a death.
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."

In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"

"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"

by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019

Snack Boat

A small boat - like device, (designed for transport, but most effectively used as a children's toy) that is used to store tasty snacks for later consumption.

Jordan: Bro, I'm fucking starving.

Hunter: Its alright bro, I got a snack boat.

by KeepItSaucy October 10, 2014

Yodel Boating

Placing your head between a woman's breasts and vigorously shaking your head back and forth while yodeling. Similar to motor boating except you yodel which adds a European flair to the activity.

Yo, I totally Yodelboated your sister yesterday in the Swiss Alps, then I took her to Paris and gave her The Eiffel Tower.

Yodel Boating dat' Swiss Miss.

by Sackajuhwayyyyahhhhh October 16, 2014

jolly boat

a posh word for the male genitalia.

Ohoy, my mighty jolly boat is ready to set sail, climb aboard!

by LoopingItAway896 December 2, 2016

Frotor Boat

When you motor boat two afros.

These two fine seventies black models put their heads together and I TOTALLY FROTOR BOATED THEM!!!!

by Swagmastermax December 14, 2011

Rock The Boat

A song by Aaliyah. The video was filmed on the day she died.

I'm listening to Rock The Boat.

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan April 6, 2022

Grandma's on the boat!

1. A slang term for when a member of ones social circle engages in an act that they would typically be unwilling or unable to participate in due to various limitations.

2. An ironic expression intended to celebrate rowdy behavior by juxtaposing that behavior with the behavioral tendencies of the elderly and enfeebled.

Prsn1: Lets go into town for a late night pub crawl.
Prsn2: Okay, but you know I can't handle alcohol quite like I used to...
Prsn1: Grandma's on the boat!

by Epimone July 5, 2019