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ian is the definition of peepee small, and doesn’t like those who resemble minecraft steve. usually around friends who resemble dirty laundry, and an urban shite.
oh look there’s ian.”
Ian by dancingcockroach January 10, 2020
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Ian is a guy who is a fucking simp, sort of good at soccer, probably white or Mexican try’s his hardest to be varsity, sucks at video games, loves lasagna, and overall is pretty freaking weird
Ian is a simp and plays soccer
Ian by Hehehethisiswack February 18, 2020
Not the smartest person around but for sure is a faggot. They usually have blonde hair and a dick up their ass.
Yo that kid is gay af! Who Ian?
Ian by Nirtydiggger April 12, 2020
An old bloke who has no hair. Having anger problems he can be very annoying roasting himself on many occasions.
What hair cut would you like a buzz cut, mullet or an Ian.
Ian by Hairy Head April 15, 2020
That one guy in the friend group who is into little kids
Friend: Yo Ian how old is your new girlfriend

Ian: 12
Ian by goosefucker June 2, 2020
AKA the KPJ (king pizza jew), its is very common for the kpj to steal pizza as it is his second nature to do so. Also the kpj has penis so small when fully erect it looks a persons five o'clock shadow. The kpj is notorious for not owning up to his bets like the Pike Creek Jump, or paying you back for pizza. Usually you will find that he has curly greasy hair and a musty aroma. From a distance you can spot him from the pizza sauce stains on his gay rays shirts.
Wow man quit being such a Ian you kpj
Augh you smell that fuck it smells like Ian
Yea its a good thing i dont have a small penis like an Ian
Ian by ianisakpj September 29, 2011