gerbal hider

One who lubes up their rectum then takes a paper towel tube and slightly shoves it up their ass and then lets a gerbal in the tube and has it crawl around the tube and up your pie hole.

After Ned bought a new gerbal and stripped the toilet paper off the tube we all suspected he was a gerbal hider.

by Mike O'Malley May 22, 2003

Hide-out

a less harsh way of saying "ho"
used when you do actually want to say ho
because the first letters of hide, and out are H and O

"wow, look at that girl!"
"oh my gosh she such a...," sees parents close by, "...hide-out!"

by cheez&chkn January 21, 2011

hide the pinkie

finger up the butt.

i went to the doctor's and he played hide the pinkie.

My girl friend played hide the pinkie and i blew my cork.

by pappapittmudman February 3, 2004

Hide-and-go-pee

When there is only one open urenal next to two guys. You walk up and get ready to go, but then you notice they're looking at you out of the corner of their eyes. To prevent from being checked out, you waddle all the way up to the urenal, effectively hiding your privates.

Guy, "Aw man, one open urenal. I guess I'm in for a game of hide-and-go-pee."

Guy1, "I got to go, but theres only one urenal left"
Guy2, "Just hide-and-go-pee"

by ChucklingBeaver April 6, 2010

hide under the rainbow

Hiding under the rainbow is when you get caught for doing something wrong (like sexual harassment) and then immediately come out of the closet (i.e. admitting that you are gay). At that point, anyone that says anything derogatory about you is wrong because they are homophobic. See also: Kevin Spacey.

I guess Kevin Spacey thought that now is a good time to hide under the rainbow after he got caught with his hand in the underage cookie jar.

by Goocher2017 October 30, 2017

hide the sausie

Playing hide the sausie is hiding your sausage in a chicks wet ham wallet. Otherwise known as rooting or fucking

"hey bitches, who wants to play hide the sausie with the big man?"

by Chayman December 19, 2006

hidenorhair

can't find an object here or there

I can't find hidenorhair of my children.

by Jon Jacobs April 19, 2007