hetero-assitarian

One who identifies as a heterosexual but marginally inclined towards the posterior of the human form for purposes of sexual arousal, however, does not negate tendencies towards the titties and/or parts of the body.

That nigga not just straight, he a hetero-assitarian.

by Gender is Fluid September 15, 2021

Heteroflexible

An alternate way to say Bisexual; opposite gender leaning.

"And then he said he was Heteroflexible? I don't know, He said he swung both ways, but liked girls a little more."

by Rubilex September 25, 2021

heterite

A word used to define a person who practices heterosexuality/heterosexism or chooses the heterosexual lifestyle. Typically a cis heterosexual male or female who attempts to enforce a system of binary sexism, homophobia, and transphobia, also known as the straight agenda.
Pronounce it (heh • tr • ite)

Those heterites are trying to spread the straight agenda.

by Nowholdon November 22, 2021

heterocoat

verb

to dress and/or act in a more heteronormative manner than usual so as to appease the homophobic sensibilities of those around you

My Latter-day Saint parents want me to heterocoat my life with my same-sex partner when we're out in public with them, because they're afraid their other LDS friends will see us holding hands or kissing around my parents and get the wrong impression that my folks actually support LGBT+ rights.

by NewNameEli January 12, 2022

Heterochromia

Heterochromia is a very rare condition when one eye is one color but the other is a different color. There are 2 kinds of heterochromia: complete heterochromia and partial heterochromia/sectoral heterochromia. Complete heterochromia is in the beginning of this definition, and partial heterochromia/sectoral heterochromia is when one part of the eye is one color but the other part is a different.

Jason: wow! Your eyes! Do you have eye contacts?
Emily: Jason, I had an injury and caused heterochromia, a very rare condition when one eye is a color but the other eye is a different color.
Jason: cool-

by Smart ok January 16, 2022

hetero

Enemies of lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo.
That dudes who simply live and let live.

lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo: "R u gae?;)"
dude: "mhh..Nope"
lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo: "WAAAT R U HOMOPHIBIAN/HETERO?!?!?!? BASTARD RACIST"

by georgerius January 17, 2022

heterocactus

A male who is straight but will stick his prick in just about any female that comes his way. A judgement free prick.

I was at the bar when my beer goggles turned on and I was being my normal heterocactus self. All types of females were coming at me from every angle so I gave each of them a prick they would remember.

by misterbananamanager February 16, 2022