says hello to his little friend

Saying hello to his little friend another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and does the five-knuckle-shuffle.

Everytime I visit France, I say hello to my little friend.

by T. J. May 23, 2003

hello kitty head

When A Girls Head Is Too Big For Her Body.

Damn That Bitch Got A Big Ass Head

Yeah Thats A Hello Kitty Head

by Frank Jamal December 29, 2007

hellbent

Stuck on stupid

Person 1: That dress was blue!
Person 2: IT WAS GOLD!
Person 1: You are so hellbent on it being gold, that you didn't realize you just stepped in a huge pile of dog shit.
Person 2: FUCK!

by I'mInvisible November 26, 2016

Hello Dance

The Hello Dance begins when someone calls your phone and either you or the caller says "hello?" awkwardly. Since there's not much to say after an awkward hello, you/the person on the other end of the phone repeat "hello?" as though it's hard to tell whether someone is speaking or not.

*RANDOM NUMBER*
DIALING......

*PERSON PICKS UP*
You: Um hello?
Person: Yeah hello?
(Awkward pause, marking the start of the Hello Dance)
You: ....HEllo?
Person: Uhhh hello?
You: Yooo hello?
Person: Err hello?
(Awkward pause)
You: Yeaaaah uh this is -
*Person hangs up*

by qilo July 9, 2011

hawaiian hello

Getting your shit stolen by a local, usually on Oahu. Kit-kat bars on the front seat usually draw the most attention.

Hey officer, dude just broke into my car... All he took was my candy bar.

Ahh, he just givin' de hawaiian hello.

by Haolehammah May 13, 2018

hello-sexual

To become turned on when someone says hello to you.

Interviewer: "How do youy define yourself, sexually?"
Me: "hello-sexual"

by uhhdad July 6, 2018

Hello John

A phrase often randomly called out during silent sessions, such as within a class or a library.
Also used to respond to anyone who calls to you.
Heck, its just a bloody random phrase, use it anywhere, anytime.

1.In a library:"Why, hello John!"

2.Person 1: "Excuse me, sir?"
Person 2: "Hello John."

by JAK January 27, 2004