majd hallab

a guy with a massive penis

damn youre majd hallab

by johny sins193333338 October 30, 2023

Hamooze HALAL

The definition of a mogged person.
A person who is likely to be really jealous of the mogger named either Youssef or Yousoofe

Person 1: He is so Hamooze HALAL
Person 2: I know he is a Yousoofe wanna-be, he always gets mogged

by Yousoofe December 13, 2023

Sher Halal

The single greatest human to ever exist:
Founder and Owner of The Halal Cart at Penn State University Park. The best food in the entirety of State college, nay, Pennsylvania, nay, the GODDAMN WORLD comes from a cart and its owned by this gem of a man.
The absolute most kind and generous man who will always put smile on your face and offer you a free drink.

He’s the best objectively. Like you are wrong if you think otherwise.

Bro 1: Bro what did u get for dinner?
Bro 2: Bro I got lamb over rice with both sauces from halal cart and met Sher Halal
Bro 1: Objectively correct order but I think you need 1 more.

Bro 2: I think I do (goes to get another one)
(They lived happily ever after)

by 03wolfboi November 20, 2023

Dani vukoici-halilagic

A BITCH BOI that's an ass and makes up random bullshit and shits dead cows

Don't be a Dani vukoici-halilagic because I will have to kill you!

by ShitFace96 March 12, 2019

mariam.is.halal

mariam.is.halal is the most awesome person in this planet. her magical girl videos will make you become a new person (ina good way). She is cure blacks #1 fan aswell. Shes also great cause she respects other’s opinions like a cool person. shes mutuals with some of the most coolest people on earth and she educates glitter force fans. 😎‼️

“Hey omg is that user mariam.is.halal??? Im gonna follow them they seem amazing”

by Cure Black July 26, 2021

Go full halal

When you run out of toilet paper and you are forced to us your left hand to wipe your ass

"The toilet paper had run out on New year's Eve so I had to go full halal, happy holidays" Philip foxmen

by Mathew 5:15 January 1, 2022

his meat is halal

the sound of a cat professing her love to a burger

BurgerTsar: "MashaAllah"
Pott: "when did burger become a muslim"
Tuttifrutti: "his meat is halal"
Happi: "OMG TUTTI X BURGER NEW SHIP"

by allahuakbartaliban November 28, 2025