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We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
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had a hack

"Had a hack"
When someone fails a task or acomished a task in a very unattractive way
Davo- "Oi mate pass me the silicone gun"
Jimmy - "what ? Did ya have a hack ?"

E.g Davo had a hack workin on the roof this arvo
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she done already had hers

Girl she don't want it she done already had hers.
by Turtleneck95 March 14, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....
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You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly
You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly
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Had me creased

That goofy face she made had me creased.
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