The rule of the 70’s gremlin

The Rule of the 70’s Gremlin is that,” you can take a crappy car and spend an exorbitant amount of money trying to make it more powerful and better looking”, but at the end of the day it’s still just a crappy ass Gremlin. You need to try another approach.

Look, we can spend another 2 billion on upgrading the state spending for the year, but it’s sill going to be stuck with “The rule of the 70’s GREMLIN” all over again. We need a fresh start.

by DaMartianAC January 24, 2025

Gremlin's Law

The chance of something going wrong increases inversely to the time when you need it to get done.

Jim: I need this paper to print now!
James: Well that sucks, cause the printer's jammed.
Jim: I forgot about Gremlin's Law again.

by SilverPeppef May 29, 2014

Lap Gremlin

Someone who sits in people's lap as their friend

"Hey, would you be my Lap Gremlin?"
"Sure, I need some comfort anyways, thank you"

by Carlos the beast April 5, 2024

Gremlin

A fictional character or real person that has chaotic personality traits, but is not evil.

You're being such a gremlin!

by Hershysmooch May 13, 2023

gremlins ear

other wise know as a vagina, ham wallet, pussy and beef muff cabbage, the gremlins ear represents the outer wizards sleeve like area of the vagina

hey dude her pussy was like a gremlins ear, it was the worst shit iv taste in years

by the one with the biggest willy July 30, 2012

Gremlin

short usually fast person that likes stealing items from others

yo watch out before that gremlin steals your food

by limb nibbler July 10, 2022

swamp gremlin

A womxn who purposely dresses in a way that down plays her physical appearance to deter men from approaching. Typically a dirty or disheveled aesthetic.

I’m going out looking like a swamp gremlin.

by SwampGremlinSupreme May 12, 2023