Granny Syndrome

Complaining that the time period when you grew up is better than the current one. This usually occurs with the older population when they see kids playing video games and stuff, but can still happen to people of all ages.

"Hey, look at my new iPod touch! I got it for my 8th birthday!"

"When I was your age, I was forced to play with sticks and dirt in my spare time. Now it's just all of this video game junk."

"Looks like someone has a bad case of granny syndrome."

by Another Internet Person... February 29, 2012

Granny's Grapes

Your balls after watching a lot of granny porn

"Hey Tommy has Granny's Grapes"

by T_Gregg April 12, 2021

Granny Stamp

This is what tramp stamps become when these hotties hit their 60s and 70s. A tattoo on the lower back of a grandmother (possibly a GILF now).

That old lady must have been hot in her day, I'm sure she has a granny stamp to prove it!

by LeGogh February 20, 2010

grannie snatch

Young guy hitting on an old lady or vice versa

That dude was totally grannie snatching at closing time. Or That old lady was buying everybody drinks,she wanted to get grannie snatched for sure!

by Gregs Web November 30, 2015

granny boner

a weak, unerected, possibly wrinkley and pruney boner.

Boy: alright im ready, go down on me chick
*girl goes down and starts doin her thing*
Girl: wait you have a granny boner
Boy: ah shit i was in the shower too long

by mer&shon March 10, 2012

mom granny

Mom granny is a woman who divorces her husband to marry his father...

I love going to my grand parents house for weekend visitations and getting to spend time with my mom granny because my dad is always being a dick since she left his ass....

by Donnie america January 20, 2018

Granny Gear

When thrust and stamina are valued more than a ferocious tempo, one "jams it into granny" to really get her going

Uh oh she's falling to sleep, jam her into Granny Gear!

by themaplemolester December 5, 2010