verb
1. To grab oneself or another man's crotch in a cupping fashion, and squeezing
2. To fill in for any noun or verb in a sentence, no real meaning, but those around will know by context (see squanch)
1. To grab oneself or another man's crotch in a cupping fashion, and squeezing
2. To fill in for any noun or verb in a sentence, no real meaning, but those around will know by context (see squanch)
1. I am going to grank you so hard you'll wish you never granked
2. I just saw Jack grank himself, what a legend.
2. I just saw Jack grank himself, what a legend.
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When you are having sex with someone from behind, pull out, and jizz in their hair without telling them about it. Then, in the morning when they wake up and run their fingers through their hair, and run into the crunchy, crusty, and clumpy mess, and say “what the hell is this”, you point and loudly yell “Granola Sunrise!!”
I gave my wife a Granola Sunrise last Saturday. Been sleeping in the garage ever since. Totally worth it.
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