Queef-B-Gone

A standard treatment of the vagina that, prevents queefs from occuring: usually applied as a cream, or jell like substance.

Ex: Sara Queefed so much, so she bought some Queef-B-Gone from the store to prevent vaginal farts.

Sara queefed too much, so she bought some Queef-B-Gone from the store to prevent vaginal farts.

by Dane AKA fuNkmaster Flex January 14, 2006

NIGGER-B-GONE

The weapon of choice for most modern day police officers when dealing with a black man. Usually when a gun is not available. (also known as a NIGGER BATON)

Ohh shit he looked at that white woman. Hand me the nigger-b-gone.

by saint Jane November 12, 2009

girls gone wild

Pornographic videos that show young girls taking off their shirts at spring break, mardi gras, and other events. Most of the girls that do this are very stupid and therefore desreve the ridicule they get.

How most of the conversation goes on the "Girls Gone Wild" videos:
Camera man: I'll give you some money if you show me your tits.
Girl (strong southern accent): Okay!

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

gone pear-shaped

When something potentially good has gone disastrously wrong. Similar to "taking a turn for the worst" or going "pete tong".

"It all went pear-shaped for England when that shavne headed fool stepped up for the first pen, innit".

by Andy Cooke June 28, 2004

nigger b gone

usual a large white man with a gun that has just walked in on his daughter(wife, sister or girlfriend) having sex with a black man

nigger 1- hey maine im gonna wear my fuzzy purple pimp hat to leory's funeral

nigger 2- how did he die anyway

nigger 1- he was having sex with some fat white girl and poof nigger b gone

by $uper jew June 7, 2010

why is the rum gone?

1) A question used when one wants to know why the rum has gone
2) A very funny line used by Johnny Depp in the most recent pirates of the carribean when he plays Jack Sparrow.

Johnny Depp says "why is the rum gone?" then falls over.

by Roisin Siobhan July 25, 2006

TV-B-Gone

A small, universal television remote control with only an On/Off button. This small device is most fun at use in airports, bars, restaurants, laundromats, Student Activity Centers, etc.

Phil: Hey Steve, do you have your TV-B-Gone today?
Stephen: Yeah, lets go piss off the freshman in SAC.
Phil: Fuck yeah

by Phil Fucking Jones April 10, 2008