by Gman123vana August 6, 2018
Get the gidvana mug.Describes the on set of a peculiar temporary human condition. Symptoms include a severe tightening of the pockets and shortening of the arms. At the same time the body's metabolism slows to a virtual stop, like slow motion. The condition is triggered by a negative financial situation. For example: An unfortunate person(s) might mention a potential monetary loss to the individual. This brings on a panic which manifests itself initially as a cold sweat and trembling hands before the major symptoms appear . After the situation has passed the individual will feel great relief at not having incurred a loss whilst at the same time feeling a huge sense of guilt. The individual will then seek out many views looking for an explanation for their weird behaviour. The individual will then often spend a disproportionate amount of energy to justify their actions. The condition is not known to be transferable from one human to another however it is thought to be an inherited characteristic from parents. Scientists have identified the ‘tight bastard’ gene as the DNA culprit. It is impossible to identify a person with this condition under normal daily circumstances however some clues are thought to include slow reaction times, over thinking situations, virginity, large appetite, shyness etc
I was asked out on a date by a guy, we went for a meal which was nice. At the end of the meal the waiter asked if there was anything more we required. As we were full the boy just asked for the bill. When the bill arrived the boy nearly froze, started to sweat & tremble then physically changed shape. This lasted a few minutes, I was so embarrassed as the waiter looked at me in disbelief. At this point I paid myself. Immediately the boy recovered. I had been “Givaned”. I will not see him again, tight bastard.
by Gwen Scouse September 21, 2018
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Get the giovaunie mug.Govand is a lost puppy, he is often very busy and so incredibly mysterious.
Genuienly funny and very kind, he is sensitive and craves a lot of love.
He loves to just wander away into his fantacy world, even tho he does not believe in it, he is also very confusing.
Govand is a lovley person but at the same time could be a pain in the ass.
Communication could be the answer to many of his problems.
Last but not learst, no matter how a Govand looks just the name makes him so damn hot.
Genuienly funny and very kind, he is sensitive and craves a lot of love.
He loves to just wander away into his fantacy world, even tho he does not believe in it, he is also very confusing.
Govand is a lovley person but at the same time could be a pain in the ass.
Communication could be the answer to many of his problems.
Last but not learst, no matter how a Govand looks just the name makes him so damn hot.
Who is that guy on the roof top, watvhing the start all cuddled up with this girl?
Thats Govand, duuhhhh
Thats Govand, duuhhhh
by wwhhoo February 4, 2019
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a non ending cycle of coping
a circle of hoping
a sparkle of helping
a beauty of sorrow he seals
a bright light of duty he feels
a great deal of comfort he reveals
that is that it tells me
those unbearably light eyes
that is what he tells me
those extraordinary green eyes
a non ending cycle of coping
a circle of hoping
a sparkle of helping
a beauty of sorrow he seals
a bright light of duty he feels
a great deal of comfort he reveals
that is that it tells me
those unbearably light eyes
that is what he tells me
those extraordinary green eyes
by wwhhoo April 6, 2019
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by AwesomeDonut101 May 10, 2019
Get the Givanete mug.Someone who follows the leader and is always copying what the popular kids do, and going where the cool kids go, even though they aren't cool themselves. Often times a govanet is hanging around people more popular than themselves in order to try to become more popular
by ItZEbert September 6, 2019
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