Friendly Franklin

A quantity of currency in USD totaling one-hundred-dollars. Usually referenced in the context of a bet between friends.

Alright, pal...what's say we wager a friendly Franklin that the Patriots will win more games than the Steelers this year?

by Uncle Ricotta December 26, 2025

Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home

The last meme of 2025, GTA brainrot meme

If you fire rockets at Franklin's house, he will send you angry texts, if you continue, Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home

by mart60 January 1, 2026

Big Franklin

An oversized "Hot Dog" consisting of a large 5 pound slab of bologna and a large, solid loaf of bread as a "bun", with typical hot dog condiments.

Yes I'd like a Big Franklin, extra ketchup, no relish.

by CaptainCankles22 January 5, 2026

Franklin's Law

The act of getting skilled enough at every single talent imaginable, in order to portray Uncle Fred in any medium.

Franc: Dude, I should totally mod my PS Vita
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!

by Smith Miller January 15, 2025

Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Franklin

A large bald man, usually married to a “Karen”

Walks like he’s been bummed by a ten foot barge pole and drinks cheap lager.

Likes to think he’s right all the time

Have you seen that guy over there?

Yeah, what a tosser, looks like a right Franklin,

by ShortArsedDwarf February 8, 2025