*Frazer*
_/ˈfreɪ.zər/_ noun
1. A mythical fitness wraith said to appear behind unsuspecting gym-goers when his name is uttered thrice — often mid-cheat-day — whispering "Don't eat rice, re."
2. Neighbourhood surveillance specialist: Commonly found perched near a window with a mug of tea and binoculars, monitoring local activity under the noble guise of "just checking if Joaquim has a new car or a new affair."
3. Unofficial medical marvel: Possesses the supernatural ability to diagnose conditions such as pregnancy with x-ray vision, and MRIs with nothing more than a swab of saliva and a raised eyebrow.
4. Domestic deity: Derives deep personal joy from the scent of fabric softener and the sight of spin cycles. Known to speak softly to his beloved blue curtain, when he thinks no one is watching.
5. Vera-vore: Shows a mysterious and unwavering inclination toward older women named Vera. Sociologists remain baffled.
_/ˈfreɪ.zər/_ noun
1. A mythical fitness wraith said to appear behind unsuspecting gym-goers when his name is uttered thrice — often mid-cheat-day — whispering "Don't eat rice, re."
2. Neighbourhood surveillance specialist: Commonly found perched near a window with a mug of tea and binoculars, monitoring local activity under the noble guise of "just checking if Joaquim has a new car or a new affair."
3. Unofficial medical marvel: Possesses the supernatural ability to diagnose conditions such as pregnancy with x-ray vision, and MRIs with nothing more than a swab of saliva and a raised eyebrow.
4. Domestic deity: Derives deep personal joy from the scent of fabric softener and the sight of spin cycles. Known to speak softly to his beloved blue curtain, when he thinks no one is watching.
5. Vera-vore: Shows a mysterious and unwavering inclination toward older women named Vera. Sociologists remain baffled.
After a young boy called Oliver accidentally said “Frazer” too many times near the squat rack, a wild Frazer appeared, clutching a Tupperware of boiled chicken, muttering about creatine, and asking Oliver what was wrong with his face.
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oh my god is that frazer, what a lanky spaghetti looking prick, i bet he loves kids, he is a man who loves kids
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"someone hacked my Facebook again and its all about dick in my mouth"
"obviously a gay Fraper' fuckin closet helmet licker"
"obviously a gay Fraper' fuckin closet helmet licker"
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The first quote is an example of an ice fraper:
'Hey baybes I like your swagger' on an instant FB message followed quickly by 'Sorry Paddy hacked my account, again! Anyway how are you doing?'
'Hey baybes I like your swagger' on an instant FB message followed quickly by 'Sorry Paddy hacked my account, again! Anyway how are you doing?'
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Generally living together in which the living area will most likely be covered in blood and shit.
One or two of the rooms in the house may be perfectly normal and clean as these are probably the frat leaders rooms.
To gain entry to a blood frat one must be butt fucked by an extremely fat and disgusting man (ie: Ryan Mendrella) while having buckets of blood poured on to them.
Generally living together in which the living area will most likely be covered in blood and shit.
One or two of the rooms in the house may be perfectly normal and clean as these are probably the frat leaders rooms.
To gain entry to a blood frat one must be butt fucked by an extremely fat and disgusting man (ie: Ryan Mendrella) while having buckets of blood poured on to them.
Man my moms gonna be pissed I joined this blood fraternity the other day....
Did you hear about that cool new blood frat house that just opened up?
Did you hear about that cool new blood frat house that just opened up?
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