Demented Foal Fountain (DFF)

When one masturbates sitting on the dunny and when approaching the vinegar stroke, stands up and staggers around like a new born horse shooting spooge all over the room, or public cubical you’re in,

Oh man I was like demented foal fountain (DFF) in that cubicle! Mess everywhere...

by Yellowbedwetter November 10, 2019

missing water fountain knob

oakville ont. slang, someone who gets ripped apart for liking neil young

dave; yo i cant beleive how amazing neil young is!

omar; you are stupid, first off, keep on rocking in the free world sounds like a wham song

evan; oh and he has a fan base of TWO you and your dad

by cowmow October 9, 2004

Fountain Fort Carson High School

Its very very crowded.

Fountain Fort Carson High School is like a can of anchovies.

by kbeansy January 7, 2010

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain

When you're about to cum when doing a chick from behind, pull out, drool on her back a little to make her think you jizzed, she turns around and you blast her in the face.

She wasn't ready for it when I gave her the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain.

by Infobucket January 16, 2010

The kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain

The kid who gets back from pe sweating and puts his entire mouth over the water fountain and no one else drinks from it

"Did you know the kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain?" "I'm not drinking from that."

by Asriel379 February 7, 2020

Ear fountain

Where a guy jizzes in a girl's ear and rams his dick down her throat causing her eardrums to rupture

I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night

by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024

Rose Valley Fountain

Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.

Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.

by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023