bull in a china shop

a big, reckless person in a room full of fragile things

Imagine a 300-pound football player at a tea party, and you have a bull in a china shop.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

Invisible China Virus

Also known as COVID-19 or the Bat Plague by intellectuals, uttered by the greatest president in all of covfefe-kind.

Person 1: “The Invisible China Virus is sweeping the US!”

Person 2: “I know!”

by John "Schlong" Long July 21, 2020

Smells like China

The smell of most things that are cheap. Clothing, toys, or plastic. The smell found in most gas stations.

This shirt I just bought at Old Navy smells like China. This toy I bought at the gas station smells like China.

by jackhole7 December 27, 2010

China Fax Decryptor

Someone who can decrypt the meaning of China Fax. As years pass by, the less China Fax Decryptors exist in our world. To master the skill of decrypting China Fax, one must be constantly surrounded by China Fax and be unfazed by their utter meaninglessness.

Person 1: Today I fu the cut, no brush for me.
Person 2: Ayo can we get a china fax decryptor?

by China Bat Soup January 13, 2021

the grand falls of china

a powerful sex move where you force your sexual partner to stop pissing for months, and then fuck them so hard they start pissing everywhere. This simulates the pollution of the Chinese rivers and falls.

why is Jessica holding in her piss? She's waiting for the grand falls of china.
Me and my girlfriend just had the grand falls of china, cleaning the room was annoying, but it felt amazing.

by Rocket sex November 14, 2020

Trump The China Builder

Donald Trump will be remembered by all Chinese. He is the one who banned Huawei, which made all Chinese realize China must continue to develop cutting-edge technology no matter what; he is the one who irritated colored community to intensify riots, which illegitamize Hong Kong young thugs; he is the one who smashed the fantasy of pro-western Chinese that western countries will give China peaceful environment during the rise of China. In one word, China became more unified by Trump. Hence, Donald Trump is called the "Trump The China Builder".

- (ask a random Chinese) Who is the president of China?
- Xi? I am not sure...
- Who is the president of America?
- Trump The China Builder!

by IdolWaiter June 12, 2020

Fucked China sideways

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017