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flatterrassed

When your seemingly embarrassing actions actually result in a form of flattery.
As an emotion: After getting annihilated at the Atlantis casino in the Bahamas, pictures of my drunken face became Conway's profile pic ... needless to say I was flatterrassed.

As an action: While dancing like a maniac on the booze cruise, I tried to drop it like's its hot, instead lost my balance and totally flatterrassed on the boat deck.
by MayGu March 6, 2010
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flatterbate

Masturbating to sth. in order to flatter or praise it. The desire to applaud in the most manliest of fashions.

That (movie/song/person/book/place/pizza) made me want to masturbate to it, because I wish to flatter it.
1. Did you see Jamie Foxx's performance in the Soloist? What a fine movie like that part when they were in the hood and it all had this green tint that was awesome, I can't wait to go home and FLATTERBATE to it.

2. I'd have FLATTERBATEd after Inception but it blew my dick away! I could not find my dick so could not FLATTERBATE!

3. That pizza was so good I just have to FLATTERBATE later.

4. Can I FLATTERBATE to your Mom? She's had a hard day and I seriously find her worthy. She looks like Ginger Spice from critically acclaimed pop group "Spice Girls" so I don't think it's weird, do you?
by Rick Stanning January 15, 2011
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flitten

"ouch ive been flitten, damn mosquito" *kills bug*
by sarey789 July 31, 2011
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Fritterware

Software with so many configuration options you waste all your time just setting and re-setting them and never actually using the program.
Between the customizable toolbars, background choices, font options, and slide transitions, that presentation app is really just fritterware.
by George Leroy Tirebiter December 31, 2011
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flatterize

to be flatterized
I flatterized her so hard that she thought it was Valentine's Day!
by Stud Hilsy September 20, 2012
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flutterated

So frusturated that you would like fly away.
I am so dang flutterated right now! Things just suck!
by Schwegelmom October 8, 2013
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Flutter Knuckle

When you reach down to grab something off cement and you drag your knuckles on the ground creating a jagged scrape called a "flutter"
Scott: "Oh look a penny!"

David: "Grab it"

Scott: "Fuck! I got a flutter knuckle."
by NgerBlaster May 5, 2014
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