A good father

Legally change your last name to astley then name your son rick, and also give your son lot of vbuk and doritos

Good father: i am a good father i give son doritos!11
Bad father: i am bad father i give son bobux to become epic slender on rablax!11
Me: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

by MeltedLava March 2, 2021

Father Nigmas

The one and only enoch.The father.Who is sadly no longer among us.He still roams the streets listening to techno and molestering little kiddies

All hail father Nigmas R.I.P

by hero October 14, 2003

Father John

A child molester priest who locks kids in his church basement and fills them with the gospel if you know what I mean ;)

"I went to Father John's basement and he shoved the gospel in me"

by ieatass97 February 6, 2017

father's kiss

the father's kiss is when you sleep with a friend or a lover in the same bed where your parents usually sleep, and to celebrate the moment of great friendship or passion, one invite the other to smell very close the lower side of the bed where your father,night after night, puts the feet, saying loudly "ooooooo yeahhhhhhh kiss tha father!!!".

"he is doing a father's kiss!" or "he is kissing tha father!"

by boodeeno January 11, 2009

father fucker

1. to fuck someones father
2. a fag
3. to fuck a male animal
4. a diss

DUDE!!! ur a father fucker!!!! i saw u and staceys DAD fucking on the beach u FATHER-fucking faggot!!!!

by Zach September 23, 2004

Father Mocker

My favorite non-swear word that really isn't one

He`s a real "Father Mocker" that Sean Avery

by Thomas O. December 18, 2008

Surrogate father

Basically another word for sperm donor.

The biological father of another man's baby with his wife.

So how do Surrogate fathers work?

Well they have sex with the girl, and then she writes her husbands name on the birth certificate.

by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010