Egg facemask

The act of joyously injecting an egg (any type) into ones anus with a turkey baster and then squatting over a partners face and expelling the egg.

I totally gave Susie a egg facemask and then we cooked the egg for breakfast.

by Mylittlehatchling February 19, 2022

mike farenheit

When she sucking your nuts and you are a gangster

When she sucking your nuts and you are a gangster, mike farenheit

by Balle mannen November 30, 2022

Truckhole Facemask

The sex act involving taking a shit at a truck stop and shoving the hookers face in the toilet while you fuck her from behind

I was so pent up taking 71 all the way to Cleveland, but then some lot lizard let me give them a truckhole Facemask. Immediate relief.

by red9For LEON February 11, 2023

Lascia Fare A Me: The Soul Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to oerianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lascia Fare A Me: The Soul Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

bachelor's fare

Meaning: Simple or meager food of the type supposedly eaten by a bachelor who cannot or does not cook well. It implies a lack of culinary effort or sophistication.

Example Usage: "After his wife left for the weekend, John resigned himself to a diet of bachelor's fare: cold beans straight from the can and buttered toast."
"With his wife out of town, his diet devolved into bachelor's fare: canned soup, cold cuts, and instant noodles."

by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025