Strip Joint Erection

Something totally useless, like a STRIP JOINT ERECTION that isn't allowed to shoot it's load.

BOB: That Ferrari is so cool.

JOHN: It's $350,000. Strip Joint Erection. I'm going to buy an STi, I can actually afford that!

by Peter Phil McCracken March 2, 2009

neg-erection

the opposite of becoming erect. when a woman is so ugly or fat tat your penis actually enters your body. nagative erection

i saw a woman with a huge gut and i got a neg-erection

by grandprix47 September 28, 2009

steamy erection

is when you make your penis cold and fuck a girl when your done you erection will steam a steamy vagina is the same exept you freeze the vagina

He put ice in his pants and fucked a girl and his penis was steamy erection

by bakahaka February 15, 2010

purple pedro [ erection]

another name for an erecton or boner as most people like to call it. Its when the head of the penis turns purple to an extent from squeezing too hard. Can also occur when shooting a large load.

purple pedro erection

by cavsdt January 13, 2009

world war erection

When someone gets an erection and decides to fuck up the planet

man, Bin Laden was a real world war erection

by sqwzcgehibfghydtffcgdf1359 July 23, 2016

I got an erection

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi

A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i got an erection

by Random gay dude April 16, 2022

Death by Lethal Erection

Death that is caused by the use or misuse of erectile dysfunction medication.

This may be the result of the user overdosing on the medication or by having a severe reaction to said medication.

The corpse may, or may not, still have an erection after death, dependent on when the corpse is found.

"Did you hear about John? He took 5 Viagra tablets causing death by lethal erection. Such a shame, you could still see a lump in the crotch region as he was taken out in a body bag."

by kritikal November 7, 2012