A fuckin' poser. Someone who thinks they're punk (Apparently crying your eyes out and slashing your body is a good way to rebel, according to these idiots). When the "emo" trend started, punk started dying. Same with metal and Pantera's unfortunate departure. Actual emo is a form of music, stemming back to the early 90's as a type of hardcore (emotive hardcore). I wear slim-fit jeans that are black or gray and black band shirts (Only color band shirts come in really), and some Fallen shoes (I skate, yes) but people confuse that with being emo, now, thanks to MTV and mainstream "culture". I would wear white but other than skate tees, I like band shirts and they most commonly come in black so, *shrug*. I'm a metalhead. Plain and simple. Now it's "punk" to become vegan and starve yourself of perfectly good meat that's important for a healthy body, when in reality, the animal you "care" so much about just died for nothing when you refused to eat it. But yeah, that's a whole different subject all together. Stop being so depressed, if you really are. Don't make your depression some "style" cuz it's not. Get over your depression. Metal has always been there for me in rough times. You'll get through it, just stop trying to capitalize on it, then you just come off as someone with no self-respect.
Emo kid: I wear tight black jeans and eyeliner and paint my nails and cry at night. I give metalheads who dress similarly a bad name. Someone help?
Anyone else/Metalhead: Go listen to Hatebreed or Pantera. Hell, go pop in some Children of Bodom.
Anyone else/Metalhead: Go listen to Hatebreed or Pantera. Hell, go pop in some Children of Bodom.
by Fallen and Zero For Life February 26, 2009
When emo people get depressed they write sobby songs and make suicide notes. Their favorite songs are usually titled 'Stab my heart because I love you'
Their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like dykes.
When they get depressed they cut their wrists in every direction.
They steal their sister's eyeliner and usually their mascara.
They say things like, "My life is like a black abyss, you know? It's so dark. And it's suffocating me, getting a hold of me and tightening it's grip. Tighter then my sisters pants, which look great on me by the way."
Hearing songs about getting dumped give them an erection.
They cry during classes.
They listen to Taking Back Sunday while crying and slicing their arm.
They feel real deep, when they dress like a drag. They call it freedom of expression, most just call them a fag.
CAUSE EMO, IS ONE STEP, BELOW TRANSVESTITE.
Their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like dykes.
When they get depressed they cut their wrists in every direction.
They steal their sister's eyeliner and usually their mascara.
They say things like, "My life is like a black abyss, you know? It's so dark. And it's suffocating me, getting a hold of me and tightening it's grip. Tighter then my sisters pants, which look great on me by the way."
Hearing songs about getting dumped give them an erection.
They cry during classes.
They listen to Taking Back Sunday while crying and slicing their arm.
They feel real deep, when they dress like a drag. They call it freedom of expression, most just call them a fag.
CAUSE EMO, IS ONE STEP, BELOW TRANSVESTITE.
"Dear diary, mood: apathetic. I didn't have enough money to go the blood red romance and suffocate me dry concert. Which sucks because they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab my heart because I love you' and 'Rip apart my soul' and of course 'Stabby Rip Stab Stab'"
"I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing"
"I don't jump around when I go to shows; I must be emo. I like to whine and hit my parentals; I must be emo. Me and my friends all look like clones; I must be emo
"I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing"
"I don't jump around when I go to shows; I must be emo. I like to whine and hit my parentals; I must be emo. Me and my friends all look like clones; I must be emo
by IMTOOEMOFORMYFACELMAOWTF December 10, 2005
Stupid kids who think that the world rotates around them. They feel that the world hates them for who they are. They let out their anger on the world by making crappy music which should be burned and pissed on. DOWN WITH EMO!
Guy 1:hey mr sad teenager, whats wrong?
Emo kid: I hate my life because it sucks
Guy 1: Well it cant be that bad
Emo kid: Yes it is, im going to cut my wrists.
Guy 1: what about all those third world children living in poverty.
Emo kid: They dont understand man, i am far worse off than that.
Guy 1: But you have loving parents and a place you can call home.
Emo kid: No i dont i burned my home.
Guy 1: why?
Emo kid: so more people could feel sorry for me.
Guy 1: cock.
Emo kid: I hate my life because it sucks
Guy 1: Well it cant be that bad
Emo kid: Yes it is, im going to cut my wrists.
Guy 1: what about all those third world children living in poverty.
Emo kid: They dont understand man, i am far worse off than that.
Guy 1: But you have loving parents and a place you can call home.
Emo kid: No i dont i burned my home.
Guy 1: why?
Emo kid: so more people could feel sorry for me.
Guy 1: cock.
by 70schild May 22, 2005
by Wassup? September 14, 2007
Emo kid "Your so mean to me! Nobody understands me in this world! I'm going to cut myself now!"
Set "Do it dumbass! Give the knife, i'll do it for you!!"
Set "Do it dumbass! Give the knife, i'll do it for you!!"
by Set Abominae March 15, 2007
Okay. Emos are a bunch of poser assholes. As you may already know by the 1,000+ definitions of "emo".
Emos are:
1. Ususally seen shopping at Hot Topic, Zumiez, or some other clothing store that is expensive and over indulgent on the whole stripes and skulls theme.
2. In need of a shower. Really badly.
3. Seen with their large groups of emo buddies even though though they say that they are "alone". Psh.
4. Found writing weakass "poems" about breaking up with their girlfriends. Half the WORLD's been there. And they got OVER it. You should too.
5. Stupid. Get a life.
6. Usually trying to pass off their feeble scratches on their wrists as a sign of their self-"mutilation".
7. Fucking preps of the night.
8. NOT COOL
And the list goes on and on...
Please note: Not all people who wear black, have long bangs, are depressed, or preform acts of self-mutilation on themselves are emo. They could like the color, the hair style, or are in some sort of maniac-depression.
Emos are:
1. Ususally seen shopping at Hot Topic, Zumiez, or some other clothing store that is expensive and over indulgent on the whole stripes and skulls theme.
2. In need of a shower. Really badly.
3. Seen with their large groups of emo buddies even though though they say that they are "alone". Psh.
4. Found writing weakass "poems" about breaking up with their girlfriends. Half the WORLD's been there. And they got OVER it. You should too.
5. Stupid. Get a life.
6. Usually trying to pass off their feeble scratches on their wrists as a sign of their self-"mutilation".
7. Fucking preps of the night.
8. NOT COOL
And the list goes on and on...
Please note: Not all people who wear black, have long bangs, are depressed, or preform acts of self-mutilation on themselves are emo. They could like the color, the hair style, or are in some sort of maniac-depression.
Real life experiences:
Aiken: *outrageously funny joke*
Emo: I would laugh, but I can't show emotion.
Aiken: STFU bitch! *punch*
Here's some fun:
What do emo kids use as birth control? Their personalities.
What do you call 1000 emos at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
Aiken: *outrageously funny joke*
Emo: I would laugh, but I can't show emotion.
Aiken: STFU bitch! *punch*
Here's some fun:
What do emo kids use as birth control? Their personalities.
What do you call 1000 emos at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
by Aiken BabySlayer September 14, 2007
by my name March 11, 2005