eggroll

When a man wraps a chinese woman up by the blanket and fucks her while saying im going to eat you

That hot chinese woman was great se let me put my penis in her vagina while i screamed ima eat you.

Friend: Joe i fucked her lat night. Eggrolled that bitch!

Joe: Oh you eggrolled that girl.

Adverb

by YourProblem May 30, 2020

Egbo

An abbreviation for "ego boost"

Friend 1: You're such an amazing friend.
Friend 2: Thanks for the egbo, needed that.
Friend 1: I was being sarcastic.
Friend 2: I don't like you..

by the_coolest_person_you_know July 2, 2020

Eggonlegs

Physical affliction which atrophies the sufferers legs and upper torso resulting in stick legs and sloping shoulders, whilst thickening the sufferers lower abdomen, leaving them portly and rotund. Often mistakenly confused with "Dad bod". Affects males of all ages and ethnicities

Hey man have you seen Arjuna, the Eggonlegs got him bad...poor bugger cant find a shirt to fit

by Eggonlegs Sufferer October 12, 2020

eggbian

A lesbian who sells the eggs in her uterus to make some extra cash, usually turning a rather large sum.

Shelby has been spending a lot of time at the fertility clinic...do you think she is thinking of becoming an eggbian?

by k3bby December 8, 2020

eggromantic

identifying as an egg and choosing not to deal with any labels or stereotypes.

"I identify as an eggromantic, Piss off with your labels."

by SageSama December 24, 2020

eggromantic

identifying as an egg and choosing not to deal with any labels or stereotypes.

I identify as an eggromantic, Piss off with your labels.

by SageSama December 24, 2020

Eggnog

Eggnog is a delicious holiday drink and here's the recipe:

1. Crack eggs into your partners asshole or vagina.
2. Whisk the eggs with your penis.
3. Ejaculate into the mixture.
4. Collect the mixture in a cup or mug.
5. Add your favorite spirits.
6. Enjoy!

"I sure love eggnog, it's high protein and really fun to make too!"

by Grungebob Sploogepants December 26, 2020