Jer Driving

The act of drunk driving as if you are in a formula 1 race. This often involves scaring pidestrians (especially children), reaching high speads very quickly, "causing a scene" on the road, hitting shit (especially curbs or poles ...classic Jer) and missing lights/intersections.

Aw fuck, Erin woke my ass up at 9am and said she needed a ride asap but i was fuckin gASSED so i ended up Jer Driving that bitch home (thank god for airbags).

by jono@partymansion May 9, 2008

meyers drive

A dead end road inhabited by a drunken, transsexual, midget who fornicates with llamas and the occasional Sasquatch.

Did you see the mullet on that little, fat, fucktard? I bet he lives on Meyers Drive.

by BMR3WAY April 10, 2020

driving with a donk

It's like a DWI, but instead of being impaired you just have a fat ass wagon.

"LaQuisha got pulled over for swervin' and was charged with DWAD (driving with a donk)."

by wigger trilliums the fourth December 7, 2021

drive-back

A long trip back home or to a previous destination.

We took a long drive-back to Los Angeles!

by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017

Driving Truck

To be in the act of having sex with a fat girl.

"It's true: In a pinch, you just might catch me driving truck."

by Trucker 4 Life February 12, 2010

Drive By Puking

When you're having a party, someone hurls on the ground, leaves asap and everyone still remaining wonders who the hell threw up

dude, last night before our party got shut down someone did a huge drive by puking and left the mess for us to deal with

by new-bie March 28, 2010

Drive by creeper

A person that drives slowly by your house gawking at you everyday.

That idiot neighbor sure is a drive by creeper.

by Losinbadly May 3, 2017