Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.

1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.

by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020

Shannon dodging

a girl creating blasphemous excuses to not hangout with her boyfriend

bro why is she shannon dodging

by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024

Dodge

A person/s who avoids a challenge or confrontation from another person/s due to being fearful of the consequences or what might occur during said challenge/ confrontation.

We asked Joe to 2v2 us in basketball but he's a dodge so I guess he's not showing up.

by Slavokia April 20, 2019

dodging duck

a vieled reference to a place known to be popular with androgynous folks

"Hey, lets 'all' go drink some beer at the dodging duck

by poshbach December 9, 2008

Knotty Dodge

The art of removing ones self from a situation by lieing out of your back teeth using the most unrealistic lies know to man.

Mark: Hey Chris you coming on a road trip with us. Its going to be epic
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy

(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)

(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!

by Knottydodgewtfbbq May 29, 2013

Dodge

Terrible cars

D- don't
O- own
D- dodge
G- go
E- elsewhere

by spiritual68 August 23, 2020

Dodge Rock

Da also-Mopar-sedan-shaped stone located at da Mayflower's first potential landing-spot on Coastal New England, but dat da Pilgrim-sailors hastily swung away from and instead landed at nearby Plymouth Rock.

Maybe if da ship-riding Puritan Separatists had skipped both Dodge Rock AND Plymouth Rock, and instead landed at Chrysler Rock, it would have been an even more palatable spot wif da combined advantages of da other two locales, since "Da Big C" auto-maker ended up including da "D" and "P" companies.

by QuacksO April 23, 2025