doctor garland

to sum things up, doctor garland is an ugly piece of shit who teaches cp chem at westford academy. she smokes pot and injects heroine as often as she can between blocks. she has this unbelievably annoying laugh that goes something like this: AH - HEH- heh- HEh- HEH. towards the end of her laugh, u can sense that she realizes that people are laughing at her and not with her, and she keeps laughing bcuz shes in denial. i hate doing her stupid fucking conversions. she also makes this stupid bunny face with her front teeth. she is sarah forsyth in 20 years, bcuz they are both ugly fucks who think people care about what they say.

u r such a doctor garland! i hope u die!

by Who? October 4, 2004

doctor livingstone

A long-missing explorer and missionary, David Livingstone, who was found in Africa by British-born explorer Henry Stanley in 1871.

Also online name of blogger of undiscovered treasures - www.doctorlivingstone.info

"Doctor Livingstone, I presume?"

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

Doctor Dope

A doctor who will give a prescription (or sometimes free samples) for any drug that a patient asks for.

I went to Doctor Dope and got a bunch of diet pills, pain pills and sleeping pills.

by wichita June 28, 2008

Doctorjonn

an extremely nasty and obscene pic or link
Generally snuck into the conversation surprising the recipient causing extreme disgust and at times even leading to nausea

also known as docjonn

Oh snippity that nicca just Doctorjonn 'd my ass with a pick of a dude sticking a gopher down his dick hole

by vulgar½ August 2, 2008

perve doctor

a doctor that just plays with your balls for 5 minutes to tell you something stupid like
"you have an expanded bladder"
or
"you need to stop peeing when you get really excited"

Yo mang, i just hit up the perve doctor because i have a bladder infection, and he just rubbed my balls for 15 minutes then told me to take these pills.

by AreJayMurray November 26, 2006

Ask your doctor if this is right for you

"Ask your doctor if this is right for you" is what some of my cadet buddies teasingly ask me when they see me jerking off 3 - 5 times a day.

Some of my friends always tease me by telling me to "Ask your doctor if this is right for you"!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Doctor FeelGood

It's when the doctor makes you cough, and puts his fingers on yer nads.

Beavis: Hey ButtHead what's a Doctor Feel Good Mean?

Butt-Head: It's like, when the doctor makes you cough, and puts his fingers on yer nads.

Beavis: Heheheheh That's cool.

Butt-Head: Oh Yeah? You don't have a female doctor, do you Beavis.

by Anonymous March 28, 2004