dirt bed

A separate bed reserved for doing dirt in, as opposed to your regular bed, which is for nite nite.

Ryan Higgins ate some fries on his dirt bed. He put the ketchup straight on the sheets.

by vwallac January 20, 2014

detroit dirt

The shittiest weed known to man

"Hey man this weed is great, try it"

"No way, this shit is detroit dirt."

by Tyreese Reggins September 21, 2014

dirt stocker

Someone who stocks items in a store in the most inconvenient places.

Guy: Why the hell is there a random can of Pepsi among this bread? Damn dirt stockers...

by Jerrika12 December 22, 2014

the dirt label

A flagship store where you get poon tang and a light skin monkey works at the desk. All there clothes are unqiue where Some belong in the trash. Either way the store will get you pussy

Damn you shop at the dirt label you must get all the pussy

by Jackjack1000 May 14, 2015

Dirt Scientist

Someone who always finds the best hurt girls to hookup with

Damn bro, John always finds the best hurt girls to hook up with. He's a certified dirt scientist

by Mr Jean July 14, 2016

put on dirt

When your team gets rekt, or you rek someone.

Dude, we got put on dirt.

I know man, they whupped us good.

by MN_Maverick April 10, 2016

Dirt Noodle

Literally just a worm

Its not a worm its a DIRT NOODLE

by Maxaroniandchease November 15, 2018