Dirt Scientist

Someone who always finds the best hurt girls to hookup with

Damn bro, John always finds the best hurt girls to hook up with. He's a certified dirt scientist

by Mr Jean July 14, 2016

Dirt Noodle

Literally just a worm

Its not a worm its a DIRT NOODLE

by Maxaroniandchease November 15, 2018

dirt scoop

The low down that is revealed by one to embarress another.

The dirty details

The skinny on the situation

Private info revealed for the purpose of pissing someone off usually over a game

Dude peep this dirt scoop.

Dog you will never believe this dirt scoop about Jessica.

I got that dirt scoop.

Dude I can't believe you dropped that dirt scoop in front of her.

by weaktits December 17, 2008

eating dirt

Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020

dirt stocker

Someone who stocks items in a store in the most inconvenient places.

Guy: Why the hell is there a random can of Pepsi among this bread? Damn dirt stockers...

by Jerrika12 December 22, 2014

put on dirt

When your team gets rekt, or you rek someone.

Dude, we got put on dirt.

I know man, they whupped us good.

by MN_Maverick April 10, 2016

Dirt Pinch

When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.

I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.

My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.

I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018