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Dilly Wanked

Long story short... You’re Fucked. Something (or someone) so fucked up, it is beyond repair.

Similar to being fucked over...HARDCORE.
Can be used as both a Noun and/or a Verb
Example( Dilly Wank, Dilly Wanker, Dilly Wanked, Dilly Wanking)
“Dammit Anthony, you’re dilly wanking me!”
“That Seth is a Dilly Wanking Bastard”
After a long day Kris looks to his wife after she asked how his day was “Honey, my day was Dilly Wanked from begging to end”
by GBR3710 February 28, 2019
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Dry Dilly

A Sprite with no Ice
Yesterday I went to the bar and ordered myself a dry dilly
by MichaelChief June 9, 2022
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Dilly

A man who lets women treat him like a doormat. (One sided friendship between a male and female)
He’s such a dilly
He’s her dilly
by Lenny H. January 9, 2024
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Dillys

Dillys is a young beautiful girl who’s eyes u get lost in.She attracts all the boys to her and the person she chooses is one of the most lucky people in the world.Dillys lives to be complimented and she also loves to compliment but you have to compliment her first.
Tom:Dillys choose me over Bob
Alex:WOW your a very lucky guy
by Go and ask your grandfather December 21, 2018
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dilly doof

a dilly doof is someone that is remarkably silly or stupid in a funny way. Take the old english word for remarkable, dilly and combine it with the german doof (short for doofus), or a stupid person, and you have a remarkably silly person, a dilly doof.
Think of the main character in the movie Elf, 'oh nooo, I am such a dilly doof'. A husband that forgets to put down the toilet seat, 'dammit I am such a dilly doof'. Guy locks himself out of his own car... mumbles 'dilly doof' under his breath.
by VanBoardBike March 17, 2021
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pick a dilly

Pick-a-dilly is not only a London Underground train line, it is also a very important choice to be made in every man’s life
Hey man! Pick a dilly already!

Jamet, you need to pick a dilly.
by Lemonadia May 29, 2018
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Dillys Law

If you are unable to joke about being a paedophile, you are one.
He won't joke about being a paedo, therefore under Dillys Law...he's a paedo
by Jamesrjbh May 20, 2019
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