Designer Dick

A penis that has previously had sex while wearing a luxury condom.

Chad: Bro, i fucked her with a Gucci condom on.
Charlie: Ahhhh shit... you got a Designer Dick!

by Chazdababy January 18, 2020

designer poverty

'designer poverty' is a man that makes poor financial decisions by wearing branded clothes, chains & watches but living on his Mums' floor dodging bailiffs.

Mandem - "Rah, check that yout out mans got more diamonds around his neck than Rwanda"
Mandem 2 - "Nah bro, mans in designer poverty. My man told me he can't afford the monthly payments on his car."

by Theo Mulenga April 2, 2020

designated drunk driver

Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.

Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.

by mlhiss April 18, 2020

Spatial Design

The design of spaceships and other intergalactic modes of transport

Hey Joe, did you know there is an occupation where you can design spaceships? It's called spatial design.

by J O E L March 8, 2020

DESIGNATED DRINKING LOUNGE

where you go to drink alcohol and where the goodies are (rachel’s house)

We are going to get fried at the Designated Drinking Lounge tonight.

by DAZ DILINGER May 8, 2020

Designer Cat

When the pussy is immaculate, an unforgettable sexual experience. A once in a lifetime opportunity.

"Yo how was the sex last night"
"The best I have EVER had she had a designer cat"

by daddydani0819 June 12, 2020

jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one

Well-known quote by Socrates

"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates

by Pee Pee McAss October 5, 2020