cupcak

cream-filling for pastries and etc.

don't bogart the cupcak

by jimmy jam December 11, 2003

Bumper Cupcake

Step 1) piss on the bumper
Step 2) unwrap a nice fresh yummy cupcake
Step 3) put the cupcake on the bumper

Someone left a bumper cupcake on Scott's car again.

by Main Shear November 6, 2019

getting cupcakes

Having sexual relations with a person younger than you

Person 1: hey dude im getting cupcakes with this girl i met later
Person 2: thats pretty pog have fun

by God of bepis June 14, 2021

cunty cupcake

A person who is a cunt but also kinda sweet I guess

Person1" oh my god Bethany your such cunty cupcake!"
Person2" thanks pookie"

by @urmomshouse0217 November 8, 2023

cupcake struggle

a phrase meaning that someone is having trouble reaching their goals.

"How'd you do on the test?"
"I failed."
"Cupcake Struggles"

by No puttz April 11, 2015

bathroom cupcake

the act of jizzing on a urinal cake and then eating it.

I'd rather eat a bathroom cupcake than eat this food.

by quelfmaster July 20, 2016

Cupcake Professional

A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute

Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?

She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.

by Come on meow November 23, 2014