Edward Cullen

One of the main characters in Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. He is one of the vampires, or the "cold ones." He is hundreds of years old but says that he's 17...and has been 17 for a while. He is in love with Bella Swan and she also loves him. Edward can read people's minds, everybody's, except for Bella's. That's one of the main reasons he was first attracted to her. That, and her smell that he describes as, "my own personal brand of heroine." He sparkles in the sunlight, so his family tries to avoid it. Vampires in general drink human blood, but his family is "vegetarian." They survive on animal blood, but once in a while they have the temptation of drinking human blood. But most have learned not to. He is considered "perfect" in the minds of some teenage girls. He's just a character, but that's what teenagers do, they fantasize...and to all the haters: there's nothing wrong with that.

Bella: "I know what you are"
Edward Cullen: "Say it...Out loud!"
Bella: "Vampire..."
Edward Cullen: "Are you afraid?"
Bella: "No..."
Edward Cullen: "Then ask me the most basic question...What do we eat?"
Bella: "You won't hurt me..."
Edward Cullen: Grabs Bella's arm to show her how he sparkles...

by Proud Penelope May 14, 2011

edward cullen

edward cullen is a beautiful vampire specimen, known & lusted for by many. he is technically 109 years old, but remains the outlook of a 17 year old. he is the perfect, perfect guy to be with, but has only got eyes for the character bella swan in the Twilight Saga. there are many definitions for this vampire, but the haters who say he is a complete dickhead are guys who have self-esteem problems, cos their girlfriends are leaving them for Edward.
& the girls who hate him are just plain jealous.

Lisa: Jarred, i'm dumping you.
Jarred: WTF why ?
Lisa: edward cullen asked me out.
Jarred: OMG.. why????!!!! *goes and cries*
Megan: i don't get why the fuck everybody likes that dude.
(omg he asked LISA !!!)

by demetria_stannard. February 6, 2010

cellemma

When your cell phone disconnects in mid conversation and ruins your potential date

Example: My cell phone disconnected 3 time during one 10 minute conversation; the guy on the other line probably things I am not interested- leaving me in a dilemma

by TO December 3, 2004

Cullenate

The act of biting someones arm, piercing their flesh so that blood trickles onto their hand and onto the floor, then licking it off their arm, enjoying the taste of it.

A person who partictipates in this activity is called a Cullenator.

"Do you know. Emily likes to Cullenate. You can tell by the bloodstains on her hand!"

"Hey Carla is such a Cullenator!"

by Jennypapiasta August 30, 2009

Cullen b

A kid that goes bar down on tendys like its his day job, he's the life of the party and is generally associated with banging hot sloots named Victoria or vicky and love to take chicks to pound town

(Bob)"Man your a cullen b!"

(Gerry)" thanks bruh"

by Edward cullen69 November 9, 2014

cullening

The invocation of an autonomic sexual response via mention of a fictional bloodsucker.

Bro 1: Dude, did you check out that piece in Seventeen magazine? The Twilight expose?

Bro 2: Yo that shit was like mad cullening! I had to walk all hunchback out of my dentist's to keep my dignity.

by chironfrost April 24, 2014

cullern

A cullern is usually good with computers and can seem shy at first but then can get a little over excited and is very generous and open minded and will protect his friends and won't let you down no matter what happens he'll always have your back and will leave you in a heart beat if necessary but he is quite forgiving

Friends Yo cullern wanna hang out after school
Cullern sure dude where you going

Friends the old barn

by Text one November 10, 2017