Crusty Uncle

A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.

I gave your father a crusty Uncle last night.

by UncleBarry May 21, 2018

Ugo crusty

When someone is overwhelmingly ugly and unattractive. Most likely smells like dogshit.

Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was Ugo Crusty, I don’t know why I ever dated her

by Assmaster04$) November 19, 2018

crusty custard

The act of letting ones semen dry inside of the vagina and then eating her out

Girl im gunna eat yo crusty custard

by Megazoidberg February 11, 2016

crusty crustacean

the dry blood on a penis after period sex.

"my girl let me give her the crusty crustacean last night!"

by peepeepoopooman6969 October 22, 2019

crusty mcfinkster

a littel guy, a very small man, witha very small"guy"

The man next door has a crusty mcfinkster.

by crusty March 30, 2003

Crusty Nate

In any situation where you and or someone else jerks off onto someones eyes and it dries forming a crusty layer unenabling them to open there eyes when they awake.

Dude last night jeff past out after he drank all my booze so to get back at him i gave him a crusty nate.

by PreNatel January 05, 2011

crusty corndog

a annoying human being who is being bitchy.

Mr Stiver is being such a crusty corndog!

by CRUSTY CORNDOG September 30, 2017