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Fresh from the Crèche

meaning someone is 'young', or inexperienced at something
Dude that Girl is Hottt!

Shes only 15 man, Fresh from the Crèche. Dont go there.
by Alan Titch February 13, 2010
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Post-System-Crash Depression

Post-System-Crash Depression (or PSCD) is the inevitable feeling and/or onset of depression brought on by the failure of a significant electronics item. It is marked by the general symptoms of depression usually centered around the idea that the 'reliable' system they had been using has failed them utterly. Examples of failures that may cause the condition include (but are not limited to):

1) Video Game Crashes after significant amounts of unsaved progress
2) Computer component failure

The only know cure for PSCD is time. Eventually the individual will reconcile with his system and accept its faults and try to improve upon them. In some cases though, therapy has been shown to aid the process.

While normally applied to electronics, PSCD can be used to describe similar symptoms that occur due to the failure of a physical system.

PSCD condition may be related to a the phenomenon of losing ones invincibility virginity, an occurrence in which a victim becomes depressed after having a significantly traumatic even occur to them, who before didn't think or realize such a thing could befall them.
Guy 1: Man, Steve's been unhappy all week. I thought hed be happy once he'd got his computer back.

Guy 2: Well, you know. It's that Post-system-crash depression. He just doesn't think thing s will ever be the same.
by turtlbrdr November 12, 2010
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Brampton Car Crash

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“Jay was in another car crash yesterday.”

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Roblox car crashes are a series of (normally low quality) videos popular on youtube and tiktok that show dash cam footage of roblox blocky cars suffering violent accidents, such as running over NPCs or hitting other cars while shredding into pieces.
These videos are known for using ACTUAL legitimate car accident audios found in websites such as LiveLeak, wich gives a strange comedic effect.
X: Hey have you seen this Roblox Car Crash compilation on tiktok? It’s so funny!
X: please leave me alone.
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Link and Crash

STL phenomenon. Linking up with someone you have beef with then Crashing out. Often initiated with a text, usually ends up with the cops being called
Man 1: that one mf ManMan just texted me “link and crash” cause he heard what I said about his mom

Man 2: Aw shit here we go
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The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash
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