Creampie Salad

When you jizz in a girl’s vagina hole, throw some greens in that bitch n’ SCOOP it up! Mmm magnifique

Hey charlotte, i’m on a diet and you’re ruining it with this shitty food. Get out the kitchen, bend over, and lemme try a “Creampie Salad”

by Jack ya Silly bruv September 8, 2020

Creampie

When a male ✨nuts✨ inside a woman pussy and does it deep, most likely impregnating her!

Yo bro, i just gave this girl the the creampie of her life

by justadudewhoneedshelp September 4, 2021

creampie

creamy pie

omg please gimme a creampie

by fat_lila December 21, 2022

Boston Creampie

When a man fills a woman’s vagina with clam chowder.

Tommy stuffed my pink harbah full of clam chowdah last night. He gave me the warmest Boston creampie evah.

by Userjaymes June 3, 2019

Sasquatch creampie

When your girlfriend doesn’t shave her asshole so you creampie her then make her fart which resembles a Sasquatch yelling

My girlfriend didn’t shave last week so I gave her a Sasquatch creampie

by Caulknballs November 25, 2024

Boston Creampie

A crème and chocolate bagel like thing.

Definition: when cum (white/crème) and shit (brown/chocolate) become mixed together in side rectum (like the enclose bagel)

Me: I’m about to cum in your ass
Her: wait! Your dick is too deep in my ass I feel like I’m about to shit
Me: Do it!
Her: *Does it*
Me: haha babe check this out it looks like the Boston Crème Pie we had at the restaurant

Her: oh my gosh it does)

When you’re f’n someone in the ass and they start to shit you as you cum.

Boston Creampie: Cum and shit mixed together inside the rectum

Baby when you cum I’m going on shit on your dick and give you a Boston crème pie

by theBURRS July 21, 2022

National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.

“Dude why are you whipping your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day”

“Alright, go grab some lube”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023