Covfefe, a Trumpish word that translates literally as 'go fuck yourself' or 'take it up the ass' or put basically 'I win, you loose!.'
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."
I don't like you. Covfefe, your fired!
by Pies2012 June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by Madmax28 June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Covfefe: A combination of the word coverage and the meme fefe which means: "Shit the press says"
See: Fefe is a scorpion character with a human-like face who is often associated with shitposting on the /s4s/ (shit 4chan says) and /r9k/ (robot 9000) boards on 4chan.
And
Coverage : (journalism) the amount and quality of reporting or analysis given to a particular subject or event.
See: Fefe is a scorpion character with a human-like face who is often associated with shitposting on the /s4s/ (shit 4chan says) and /r9k/ (robot 9000) boards on 4chan.
And
Coverage : (journalism) the amount and quality of reporting or analysis given to a particular subject or event.
When New York Times siad, “two people who read the memo.” And then "one of Mr. Comey’s associates read parts of it to a Times reporter." meaning that hearsay of hearsay was actual news we all knew it was actually covfefe.
by TheDifiningMoment May 31, 2017
Get the COVFEFEmug. To pass out mid-tweet on the toilet
I was really angry at the mainstream media and tried to tell my supporters the truth, but I covfefed.
by Duder290000 May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. "Despite the constant negative press covfefe."
"Her dress is rather covfefe, wouldn't you say?"
"Then she kicked me in the covfefe!"
"Hit me with that covfefe."
"I went covfefe on that bitch!"
"Her dress is rather covfefe, wouldn't you say?"
"Then she kicked me in the covfefe!"
"Hit me with that covfefe."
"I went covfefe on that bitch!"
by Pqrz May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Specifically a Russian code word. Meaning. "Fuck they are on to me, but I still got a chance, HELP, cause another distraction" From Trump's "Despite the constant negative press, covfefe." And his press secretary's ominous "There are a few special friends who know what it means"
You are telling a hot girl that you love Justin Bieber too and are also vegan. When you spot your ex at the bar walking toward you angrily. You would say loudly "Wow this beer is covfefe". Secretly calling on your wingmen to intercept or distract your ex.
by RealCleverWithBigBigWords June 6, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Covfefe is the sound that emanates from the rear ends of Portland Oregon lumberjacks after their seventh visit of the day to the local neighborhood coffee and hash brownie Jamaica Brownie shop.
Upon finishing his spruce-infused dark roast and hash buckeye brownie pot brownie, the lumberjack (Covfefe!) felt a strange stirring (Covfefe!) in his bowel.
by tromba June 6, 2017
Get the Covfefemug.