Cougar Clog

When you bring home a cougar and she
breaks your toilet

Dude did you bang yhat cougar kast night?
yep, after that she totally cougar clogged my toilet. Now I'm waiting on a plumber!

by vpamelectricman July 13, 2010

Cougar Trench

The private parts (front of rear) of an older lady on the prowl for younger men.

"Did you see that cougar i left the bar with last night?"

"yeah, how did that go?"

"She had the nicest cougar trench ive ever been in."

by Muse One September 24, 2009

cougar bits

the prey of the urban cougar (i.e. a mature woman who explores a predilection for younger men). typically a male in his late teens to mid 20's. synonym(s): bobcat

Paul: "Dude, Susie 30-something over there is totally looking at you like cougar bits."

Alex: "Well, I am pretty tasty. I HEART COUGARS!"

by Cashmoneyrolls June 9, 2007

Cougar Cub

A male or female(depending on sexuality) that enjoys cougars hunting on them or go out especially for cougars.

Jenni is cougar cub, she only dates older women.
Max loves cougars, he is a cougar cub.

by Squeaks6 August 7, 2012

The Cougar

The Cougar is a part spirit, part machine and is not to be mistaken with the prowler in Halo 3. The Cougar is normally a solitary being, but if prevoked, it will unleash its fury. It will stalk it' s prey and then attack without mercy..... The Cougar can easily slide over any terrain and attack any unsespecting victim. Few have seen the Cougar and lived to tell the tale.

Spartan:"AHH, The COUGAR!!!" BAM....(dead on floor)

by James Marcopolo March 17, 2008

Cougar tag

An intermediate drivers license or learners permit that allows a teen to legally drive a cougar around.

I just went to the DOL and picked up my cougar tag, now i have to pick up women twice my age to drive.

by tinny mctaptap January 28, 2009

cougar milf

Cougar milf cougar milf
A two word phrase used to describe a smoking, sexy, hot, 30+ year old mother.

Cougar milfs are often found at little league baseball games, parks, groceries stores, and your local farmers market .. To list a few.

Hey Todd, she's a cougar milf!

*points to Todd's smoking, sexy, hot mother.

by elive May 29, 2017