Defense commitments

a policy to use military force

NATO has defense commitments to one another.

by fdsjkhfipewnmvmlksde November 7, 2022

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

discard something at hight velocity repetitively and kill someone

"yeetus yeetus commit self deletus that!" says some youtubers.

by Hackcraft_ January 7, 2021

Coochie Commitment

The male (hetero) equivalent of a “dick appointment”.

“Sorry bros, you’ll have to go on without me. I’ve got a coochie commitment with that girl from the health dept.”

by DiabloConQueso July 17, 2025

Go commit listen to WAP

The ultimate insult or threat

You should go commit listen to wap

by LittenKitten March 15, 2022

commit green ogre

BECOME SHREK

go commit green ogre noob

by VVVVVVVVVVVVFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 2, 2020

Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement

I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves

by Big aldo November 30, 2018

commit lethal thing

Say it to ur mom I know she will love it!

Little Timmy: commit lethal thing
Mom: that is good advice I will commit lethal thing.

by NotTuch August 15, 2022