Something that brings you comfort and you have NO IDEA why it does. This can be due to something about said thing, appearance, themes, demeanor, ect.
I1 Temporary bliss state from Everywhere at the End of Time is a fuckass comfort because dementia scares me.
by corvus x3 September 13, 2025
Get the fuckass comfortmug. by justphuckoff October 23, 2019
Get the Shitty City Comfortmug. Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 26, 2011
Get the Comfort Wavesmug. The comfort thot, unlike their common counterparts, have an emotional depth that is often used to support their social circle whilst still being an absolute show pony.
A bit like golden retrievers they aren't the brightest, but they mean well. Often falling into the profession of Emotional Support Thot.
A bit like golden retrievers they aren't the brightest, but they mean well. Often falling into the profession of Emotional Support Thot.
Ethan: Why is there a thot here?
Roy: Excuse me, that's the comfort thot. Says wholesome things and flirts with everyone at the same time
Roy: Excuse me, that's the comfort thot. Says wholesome things and flirts with everyone at the same time
by Wild_Daz April 23, 2021
Get the Comfort Thotmug. The nonsexual type of orgasm that occurs whenever you place your body in a certain position, causing a great deal of extreme comfort.
by TheGreenBowtie November 30, 2017
Get the Comfort Orgasmmug. A killer who is oblivious to the fact (or not) that they are killing/harming something or someone is someway.
Look at all the garbage people leave around, polluting the ocean and ground for our future kids and animals.. Such comfortable killers.
by OneComfortableKiller September 4, 2010
Get the Comfortable Killermug. by OkamiKori April 28, 2022
Get the comfort crackermug.