One person: Cody Ko doesn't know anything about fitness.
Cody Ko: *TRIGGERED* I'm just saying, okay, look I've been an athlete, competitive athlete, or I was one, for 12 years, right? Since I was 10 years old. National level. I won nationals one time. I went to- I qualified for one Olympic trials, I came like 8th... in Olympic trials. Went to- or qualified for the 2012 ones too. Didn't go, but qualified for them. Was a D1collegiate athlete for 4 years. I've done every type of lifting there is. Olympic lifting, powerlifting, everything. And everything in-between. And then I've done 2 marathons, and done 4-5 half marathons. YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO FITNESS? YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? WHY? BECAUSE I'VE NEVER DONE "STRONG LIFTS"? Like, Amanda, I feel like.. I don't know what your, maybe you, maybe you study in school..I'll, I'll, I'll admit that I don't know the science behind this shit. I don't know the science BUT I'VE DONE THIS SHIT FOR YEARS AND YEARS! MY DAD IS ONE OF THE MOST FIT PEOPLE ON THE FUCKING PLANET! HE'S DONE LIKE 50 ULTRA MARATHONS, INCLUDING THIS ONE COMING UP THATS 150 MILES IN, IN THE FUCKING ANTARCTICA! IN AR- IN SOMEHWERE. ALASKA! THATS WHERE IT IS. NOT ANTARTICA. IN ALASKA! IT'S COLD AS FUCK. 150 FUCKING MILES. THIS DUDE HAS A WORLD RECORD! but he doesn't know what he's talking about, exactly... with all due respect, you don't know what you're talking about.
Cody Ko: *TRIGGERED* I'm just saying, okay, look I've been an athlete, competitive athlete, or I was one, for 12 years, right? Since I was 10 years old. National level. I won nationals one time. I went to- I qualified for one Olympic trials, I came like 8th... in Olympic trials. Went to- or qualified for the 2012 ones too. Didn't go, but qualified for them. Was a D1collegiate athlete for 4 years. I've done every type of lifting there is. Olympic lifting, powerlifting, everything. And everything in-between. And then I've done 2 marathons, and done 4-5 half marathons. YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO FITNESS? YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? WHY? BECAUSE I'VE NEVER DONE "STRONG LIFTS"? Like, Amanda, I feel like.. I don't know what your, maybe you, maybe you study in school..I'll, I'll, I'll admit that I don't know the science behind this shit. I don't know the science BUT I'VE DONE THIS SHIT FOR YEARS AND YEARS! MY DAD IS ONE OF THE MOST FIT PEOPLE ON THE FUCKING PLANET! HE'S DONE LIKE 50 ULTRA MARATHONS, INCLUDING THIS ONE COMING UP THATS 150 MILES IN, IN THE FUCKING ANTARCTICA! IN AR- IN SOMEHWERE. ALASKA! THATS WHERE IT IS. NOT ANTARTICA. IN ALASKA! IT'S COLD AS FUCK. 150 FUCKING MILES. THIS DUDE HAS A WORLD RECORD! but he doesn't know what he's talking about, exactly... with all due respect, you don't know what you're talking about.
by tinymeatgang February 4, 2019
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Get the Cody Erbmug. by ajitpaiilikepenisinmymouth June 10, 2019
Get the Cody Komug. Alexa And Cody make an amazing couple. They will be together forever. But cody is a little shy so he wont kiss Alexa intill maybe 1 years later. but alexa wants to kiss him.
by Justinbiebzz lover December 6, 2010
Get the Cody and Alexamug. codys mom s awhore
by linden boi December 10, 2018
Get the codys mommug. A kicker who was quite bad. He is usually seen missing field goals to the #6 seed in the NFC in the playoffs. He was beheaded on January 6, 2019 after he missed a field goal. It was not him however. The Bears needed a better kicker so Blair Walsh pretended to be Cody Parkey. Parkey then booked the first flight out of Chicago.
Cody Parkey will choke on Sunday,January 9, 2022 for the Green Bay Packers. Calling right after he missed the game winner for the Bears.
by iaintajap January 6, 2019
Get the Cody Parkeymug. The only kicker in the NFL who aims for the goalpost. The entire city of Chicago hates you along with your teammates, coaches, and trainers.
Cody Parkey literally shanks every field goal because he thinks the crossbar challenge is still relevant.
by Voice of All Bears Fans January 7, 2019
Get the Cody Parkeymug.