cleavage

1. noun.
The gap between two soft entities on the body. Usually the cleft between a womans breasts. Also sometimes used to describe the anus' "Butt Cleavage", or even out of the ordinary, fat caused cleavage in other parts of the body such as the side rolls, or even "chin cleavage"... burr.

2. noun.
Any gap caused by an axe or wedge shaped (cleaver) object.

3. verb.
The act of cutting or slicing your enimies. Done with a meat cleaver or any wedge, one can deal out "unnatural" cleavage to whomever they please, male OR female. To have cleavage in this case means to have the ability for cutting and slicing.

"Oh God I love that Cleavage!"

"As you can see, this phenominon left many cleavages in the rock formation here."

"Dude! I've got some major cleavage goin on. I'm gonna deal you some cleavage!"

by Thomual October 8, 2005

toe cleavage

When a girl is wearing shoes that show the top of her toes so it looks like arse or boob cleavage.

"Check out Claires toe cleavage dude!"
"Nice! Shame about the monkey ear..."

by Wizza March 12, 2004

vacuum cleaner

a sexual position in which the man mounts the woman in adoggy style position. Then suddenly pull her arms out from under her and drags her face across the carpet.

I was bangin this broad doggy style when she said some other guys name so I switched from a doggy to a vacuum cleaner.

by troy garner September 21, 2005

Facebook Clean

When you meet someone new and decide to add them on facebook but decide that some things are inappropriate so proceed to Facebook Clean your page.

"Man, that Charlotte I met in the bar is hot stuff, I really like her and she said she'll add me on facebook!

Oh shit I need to Facebook Clean my page from those pictures of me kissing my ex!"

by ArcticElephant December 18, 2009

Oxy clean

The commercialized clothing stain getter-outer. Originally only available through television orders. Also the originator of the "screamo" commercial, where the advertiser feels the need to scream whatever they are saying. They seem to think that projecting their voice so that the neighbors can hear the commercial sells their products. However, studies have proven otherwise. Because that dude on the commercial is notorious for being a fucktard.

"OXY CLEAN GETS STAINS OUT LIKE THAT!(snaps fingers) WINE, COFFEE, PASTA SAUCE, YOU NAME IT, OXYCLEAN DOES THE JOB! (proceeds to spill all of these ingredients on a white sheet, dips in oxy clean solution and it comes out sort of clean) GET OXY CLEAN!" (gives you a moronic thumbs up)

by tip.the.cow October 3, 2006

cleaves

Another name from a girls breasts.

Look at the cleaves on that girl over there.

by lilokins January 9, 2008

cleavage

The roadblock between you and paying attention to a woman in a low cut shirt...Often results in not listening, missing important details, loss of time, etc.

A woman in your office is trying to tell you about a task, however you cant pay attention to the details because she has a low cut shirt on and you cant help but get lost looking at her cleavage

This hits the nail on the head...The daily struggle with the Cleavage Challenge- Google: "Cube Titans" and take the Cleavage Challenge.

These videos describe it better than I ever could with words.

sweater puppets, funbags

by ShakeThemDice August 30, 2012